The Coochie Man™️

Aspiring educator, author, and activist. (He/Him) Elton John if he shopped at Hot Topic💎🦇 BLM|BOOTLICKERS GET FUCKED|FtM|26

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Hang In There Baby" by artist Katie Aki

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

My request is simple just want sodium lights back

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

friend worked in a jewelry store. guy enters in a t-shirt and cargo shorts. she helps him get his girlfriend a gift. he says "at every other jewelry place no one would talk to me". got something crazy expensive and at the end was like uh yeah im in this band its called slipknot

[helena constance 🕊 @helenarambles]

anatomy, like erotica, served as a means for dissecting and displaying the 'mysterious' female interior. anatomy books were even used as masturbation and sex aids, at a time when non-marital sex was frowned upon. the overlap between erotica and anatomy was subtle, but deliberate!

[Shimmy4404👽 @Shimmy4404]

Are you kidding?? "Using racial slurs"?? They raped women, they've raped children!!! Hell they've MURDERED innocent unarmed Americans on national television for fucks sake!!!

[The Enlightened Foamer @ciswoman]

I love my psychiatrist

[SweetSoulLov3r @SweetSoulLov3r]

The truth is brutal; the member of the crew expected to go on spacewalks was the engineer. It's in Russian for her🥲 The small details in this movie are just amazing

[Chelan876 @mamachell]

3 Bananas? The other fruit don't stand A CHANCE

[lu ♡ @guccikyoto]

me desperté con dolor de garganta

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[res judicatie @cat_i_e]

today the man at the pharmacy told me my script wasn’t ready because “there’s a note from the provider not to fill until after 7/23”
I literally looked at him like this till he went “oh wait”

[Charles 🍉 @cargilethmighty]

Some songs are really good and some songs just fuck. This song fucks.

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

Jars cannabis dispensary responded to the Flock camera put up in their parking lot in Michigan 💪

[abby @abbyshenn]

my Airbnb has stars on the bathroom floor (+ hexagonal tiles), very whimsical, very much approved

[veeislost @crowley_kissr]

queer neurodivergent people discovering project hail mary

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

isn’t it so awesome how literally nothing works anymore