Sofa King

We Todd Ed

[Sofa King @CorvusOdst]

@DelusionPosting

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I stopped at the bar after 7-11 refused to take a passport as ID.

Ended up having my tab paid for and got my hair braided by a waitress who gave me $5 for a smoke after last call.

I don't let myself go to bars often, but nights like this make me wish I did sometimes.

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@FilmsFallout Guns + Explosives always.

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@DecepticonCobra Hard agree.
It's a lot less compelling when you ignore the 6 years of being blue balled

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I wish I was more of a douchebag sometimes.

[Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2]

Ooof...

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@TheWinston_ Cool, I'm pretty well between 4 and 7.

Now if only I thought it was ideal.

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@EckhartsLadder God dammit, now Count Dooku is going to lecture me on doing benzos and having inappropriate feelings for my daughter.

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@jordanbpeterson I don't usually play this card but bro

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@jenkszy @YTFlagrant Murica.

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28 days to competition.
Everything is sore.

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@RevsPromoTwit @Gator_Trades @OrwellNGoode I'd stick with DuckDuckGo but same idea

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@PatBatewoman Do some planks, that'll fix that real fast.

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@Gator_Trades @OrwellNGoode My friend

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When you don't follow politics, youtube personalities or social justice and instead just go to work and fuck off in the woods in your free time.

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@silentkil_er Pro tip, buy a lightsaber.
It's impossible not to have fun with a noise making glowstick.

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@ComicMojo @FilmsFallout This tends to be my playstyle regarding all factions.

I play my fallouts like an evil warlord who don't need no faction.