Cory Balrog

I have lots of game idea's

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

If Last of Us 2 is Schindler's List then God of War 2 is gonna be Weekend at Bernie's 2

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Hey @Neil_Druckmann you're spot on hassling game reviewers, they are not real visionaries like us, I have many great game ideas, I enjoy breaking up people's lives and relationships with needless crunch, it makes me feel cool and important

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Once in a meeting I made everyone stop what they were doing and I told everyone they were lazy because they didn't want to work on Sunday nights

Then I took the weekend off

I got an award for my game you can now buy for like ten bucks in the second hand bin, it was all worth it

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

I fucking suck and I bullied my way into somehow being the God of War guy even though I was just the loudest person in the room and many people who have worked with me have complained about me to HR to no avail, I keep falling up

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Hergle blergle wah game journalists are mean to me waaaah by the way I boasted about how I haven't seen my son in years like it was some kind of company pissing contest about how dedicated I am to make games for 14 year old boys with dad issues huh wonder if there's a connection

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Herp derp I'm a piece of shit bully that berates his team members who want to go home and my beard sucks and I got fired from a movie company for ripping off a concept that Justin Timberlake did

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

@JasonTheobald1 We started work on it a year ago and have been working six day weeks since! WE DO IT FOR PASSION OF REAL GAMERS PS5 exclusive

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

A 95 Metacritic makes all the years of abuse I gave my team worth it.

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Crunch is GOOD and only REAL game developers CRUNCH I haven't seen my son in SIX YEARS that's why I'm in charge of an entire studio!!! Suck it haters

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Guys do you like my God of War videogame

Making it made me so old I have a David Letterman beard now

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Hard at work at the first God of War DLC fishing minigame

[Toa Axis @ToaAxis]

I’d imagine Cory Balrog’s team is very early on, the Ascension team probably has something cooking but again still early on.

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

FUCK SOMEONE GIVE ME A JOB I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY KID IT'S JUST GONNA BE AWKWARD i think he's like 14 now or something

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Seriously fuck these guys I'm going to make my own game about an awesome animator who has so many great idea's but nobody knows genius

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Had an argument about making the team work long hours and neglecting our families. I haven't seen my kid in years. So I won that argument.

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Some punk manager had the nerve to ask me what made me qualified to be a game designer and I'm all I WAS AN ANIMATOR ON GOD OF WAR PAL

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Working on the combat for Soul Reaver, because combat is the most important part of Soul Reaver games

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

Tomb Raider's delayed, I'm rewriting the script, it's now six hours of her screaming in agony as she gets cut and falls into a pit of salt

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

This ain't your father's Gex.

[Cory Balrog @CoryBalrog]

People are saying we're rebooting Soul Reaver but that is NOT the case. We're rebooting Gex.