Cory

𖤐 WSH Hockey Enjoyer | Software Engineer | Death Metal enthusiast | Washed Multi-CE WoW Tank

[Cory @CoryHannon]

twitter sees it first

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

wiping meta off the face of the planet is strictly a net positive for humanity

[Cory @CoryHannon]

I posted this on insta weeks ago but dammit I love this solo and even 75% is hard as a mf

[Cory @CoryHannon]

every now and again I am jumpscared by my own music on spotify from back when I was casually making bass music

[Corey Sznajder @ShutdownLine]

Oh hey another offer sh-JESUS CHRIST WHAT

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

🐐👍

[Cory @CoryHannon]

LETS FUCKING GO

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

They’re tying my limbs to horses and ripping me into shreds tomorrow

[Cory @CoryHannon]

i like this

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NEWS | The Washington Capitals have signed defenseman Vincent Desharnais to a four-year, $16.8 million contract. Desharnais’ contract will carry an average annual value of $4.2 million.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NEWS | The Washington Capitals have signed defenseman Vincent Desharnais to a four-year, $16.8 million contract. Desharnais’ contract will carry an average annual value of $4.2 million.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4

[Cory @CoryHannon]

@JFreshHockey a 1% is definitely a card of all time

[Cory @CoryHannon]

@TheCupitals what in the actual hell are chicago doing

[ʎǝlpǝH ɐnɥsoſ @JoshuaHedley]

The punch is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Cory @CoryHannon]

the quiet part out loud:
and also not many LOC away from remotely forcing you to go as fast as the car will allow

[4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 @4nt1p4tt3rn]

Understand something: Your vehicle's ability to identify the current speed limit on the road you're driving is one line of code away from preventing you from exceeding it.

[Cory @CoryHannon]

@kingconnor24 fingers and toes crossed it’s not

[XNik @theXNik18]

Quick recap of whats happened the past few days:

To Washington:
F J. Kyrou
F A. Tuch
2027 3rd Round Pick
2027 4th Round Pick
2028 5th Round Pick

Out:
F C.McMichael
F M. Gastrin
F D. Kampf
F H. Lapierre
D D. Chisholm
2026 1st Round Pick
2027 3rd Round Pick
2027 4th Round Pick

[Cory @CoryHannon]

@BarstoolNate is the thriving in the room with us? love him but he’s cursed to be a 4th liner and flip flop between AHL and NHL

[Cory @CoryHannon]

somebody finally gave GMCP a gun

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NEWS | The Washington Capitals have acquired a fourth-round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft from the New Jersey Devils for defenseman Declan Chisholm.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4

[Cory @CoryHannon]

WHAT IS GOING ON SOMEBODY STOP THEM (not actually i love this)

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NEWS | The Washington Capitals have acquired a fourth-round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft from the New Jersey Devils for defenseman Declan Chisholm.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4

[Cory @CoryHannon]

WHAT

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NEWS | The Washington Capitals have acquired a third-round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft and a fifth-round pick in the 2028 NHL Draft (originally from San Jose) from the Pittsburgh Penguins for forward Hendrix Lapierre.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4