Cory Hertenstein

Economist by grade. Another bad Twitter comedian in a sea of bad Twitter comedians. Formerly with @GFTribune.

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@OHnewsroom Editor: "Twitter is just a way for journalists to talk with other journalists about journalism."

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@TiffanyAldinger Gleefreshing

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*cautiously peeks out of pod* https://t.co/yiJtyTZUob

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*cautiously leans out of cryogenic pod*

"Is... is America great again yet?"

"Well, this morning President Trump tweeted ..."

*slams pod door shut*

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@TheRiffRepeater @Rocksmithgame Holy carp, somehow I never realized I shared a birthday with Rocksmith

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Morrowind has existed longer in my life than it hasn't. I guess this is what getting old feels like. #ElderScrolls

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Put away the pumpkin spice. After shoveling 8-9 inches of snow in September, fall is officially cancelled, y'all. #Montana

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Peeling a tangerine with freshly clipped nails is humbling

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Booked a room through @hotelsdotcom several months ago. Have to cancel for an emergency medical procedure a week before. Offered zero refund (not even a partial) for a room they'll re-list right away if cancelled. This is why Airbnb is killing the industry.

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Son, 3, on the toilet:

"Twinkle, twinkle, little poop

How I wonder what you poop

Like a diamond in the poop

Shining brightly in the poop"

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A lone child wails in my neighborhood

In the distance, 30-50 feral hogs assemble

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Toddler stomachs have an amazing ability to find more room at "full" capacity with the mere mention of ice cream

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The Onion's recommended stories section right now.

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Life hack: stay cool in the summer by drinking your coffee out of Christmas mugs

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

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Starting off the weekend right with a power outage

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The $31 crime that's terrorizing street performers across the nation: "Buskin' Robbin's"

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Whenever you have a rough day at work, remember that someone has to sweep the corpses out of the McDonald's play place every night

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@SirHammerwinkle Hey, you do you. If you want jets to fly out of your swimsuit, who am I to stop you?

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Not entirely sure celebrating freedom is apropos given the government-sanctioned activity at the border

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The fact this behavior is enabled at the highest office in the country makes me glad I work behind locked doors now. The hostility toward media was bad when I left 2 years ago. Now we've come to this: https://t.co/TXtFSV4uxa

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Took a walk around the building at the behest of my watch (It's time to move!). Subscriber starts yelling at me because he didn't get his paper. Guy's parting shot is: "Maybe they'll get it if I send you back to them part by part." Wonder why Trib is closed to public?

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Admiring my collection of three banana bunches in various states of decay