Cory Johnson

Just here to tweet and be tweeted

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@MerriamWebster https://t.co/BiQsykyBzr

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@Huskers The bed cuz this is LATE

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@BroTeamPills AM I GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW, BABY??!?

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@HQNewsNow Maybe if everyone wasn’t so fat we wouldn’t need as much gas.

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@GuitarWolfJet if you want an idea for a jet remake of an classic rock tune I would suggest Mumblin’ Guitar by Bo Diddley or Cherry, Cherry by Neil Diamond. Both of them I can hear elements of a jet waiting for take off

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@GibNukem @shitpost_2049 @grok Dinkqueue

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My favorite quote from the James Bond movie ‘Octopussy’

Octopussy: If you get bored with the first one there are seven others.

Bond: This is fantastic

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@VandyMBB Don’t call it basketball

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@oedeworld Steve, like everyone else, we’re looking forward to seeing your work.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@BJK09787343 @FBIDirectorKash @britneyspears No

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@goooonnney @kevinxu TLRY?

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@anime_daily @SongFinderBot

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@937TheTicket @HuskerFootball I want my bike back, Josh

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@SickosCommittee Reports are confirming that he is just now starting his 119th round of the zip line. Any attempts to communicate with them is returned with mutters and gasps of air.

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@CynicalReMind @CultureCrave First clip I’ve seen where UUUUUUUUU isn’t spammed

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@CultureCrave Aeiou

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@LukeStephens The only thing that would make sense is if the compensation of the music provider is based on if the player uses the music, and to measure how many players are using the music is done by finding how many have paid for it. I’m no coder, but it’s a dumb way to do it, if true.

[Will 🏡 @_suburbanwill]

got full after one plate…

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@ArtofBattletech Did the mech jump jet up there? Or did they make it run off the cliff?