ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ

Hi, I’m gay and living everyday in an existential crisis. Welcome.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@Averagewandafan Singles singles singles. She didn’t touch Britney when it came to record sales then.

[coco ♱ @cocoisemployed]

we honestly forgot about her I can see her going out just like lizzo

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

Baby One More Time really did change the face and trajectory of the pop music industry.

[chart data @chartdata]

Max Martin’s Hot 100 #1’s as a producer, the record most of all-time (28):

…Baby One More Time
So What
My Life Would Suck Without You
3
California Gurls
Teenage Dream
Raise Your Glass
Hold It Against Me
E.T.
Last Friday Night (TGIF)
Part of Me
One More Night
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Roar
Dark Horse
Shake It Off
Blank Space
Bad Blood
Can’t Feel My Face
Can’t Stop the Feeling!
Blinding Lights
Save Your Tears
My Universe
yes, and?
we can't be friends (wait for your love)
The Fate of Ophelia
Opalite
hate that i made you love me

He also co-wrote two additional #1 hits:

It's Gonna Be Me
I Kissed A Girl

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@sharonvape @onetruefemcel I came here to bitch about the bracelets specifically. Thank you for your service.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@guiilltyasin “Pop bibles” and they’re all only a few years old. You kids are ignorant and also have terrible taste.

[kat @ervis_2000]

every song debuting at #1 , there are no hits anymore.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

So today, twitter has taught me people don’t know what Great Danes are.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@TMZ Who cares? Literally no one.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@matpolloy Y’all love coming on the internet and letting the world know how dumb you are 😂

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@Auspatriot33 @NathanDeNeptuno Girl lol

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

Who listens to the radio? Like actually?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lizzo says that the industry shift from radio to streaming affected her popularity and career.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@DullahTheking2 Yall did Britney too dirty 😂

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@momichisincer3 @allsmileswmiles My exact thoughts watching that 😂 Taylor Swift’s music is like Taco Bell’s menu. It is all exactly the same, just shaped and formed a little different. Her fan base is vapid af.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@GUYmayhem Why was Taylor even included in this? lmao banger after banger, then that 😂

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@positionses We love them both, but come on it’s not even a comparison when it comes to their impact. The pop music we hear today is because of one of them and it isn’t Avril.

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

nikki blonsky pre-racial slur.
zac efron at his prime.
amanda bynes perfectly cast.
elijah kelley singing his face off.
john travolta living his truth.
QUEEN LATIFAH.

quite possibly one the best musical movies of the 2000s, if not THEE best.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

@ayekeeno Britney really is too good for this world and what it’s done to her.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

So the first man I meet moving back to Louisiana…walked into his house and there were two people on the couch shooting up. My jaw dropped and I slammed the door and RAN for my car. Blocked all his shit, saw him in the paper two weeks later for selling meth. I hate Louisiana.

[jio 🦊 @starboyxcx]

18 year old me meeting a guy whose grindr profile said parTy because i thought a party sounded fun

[Andy4B @Andy4B]

She could have been way bigger than she is. If the conservatorship didn't happen, should would have been the biggest artist on the planet for 3 decades.

[ᴴⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ ᵗʳⁱᵖᵖⁱᵉ @CoryMeetWorld]

This hits entirely too close to home.

[ᴋᴀᴛʀᴇ. @katre_real]

Üniversiteden bir arkadaşım vardı. İnsanlara ilişki tavsiyesi vermekte inanılmaz iyiydi. Kim ne yaşasa gider ona anlatırdı. Hep sakin konuşurdu, doğru cümleleri bulurdu.

Bir gün kafede oturuyorduk. Yan masadaki kız ağlayarak sevgilisinden bahsediyordu. Arkadaşım dönüp bana dedi ki:

“Bir insanın seni sevip sevmediğini anlamak aslında zor değil. Seven insan net olur. Kararsız bırakmaz.”

Bunu söylerken yüzünde tuhaf bir ifade vardı. Sanki cümleyi bana değil, kendine söylüyordu.

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