Cory Rademacher

diarrhea embargo

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@Jonkey_Kong @Jonkey_Kong got a scholarship after this game, no lie

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@BarstoolBigCat does everyone in @MarchMadnessMBB suck at shooting free throws?
#>64%

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We gotta stop showing the band kids on TV during the @MarchMadnessMBB. Stick to parents, crying kids and cheerleaders please.

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@BarstoolMintzy Something different then whatever he said at halftime

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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL
It's official, the horns in the intro just hit harder when your 7-1.
#SKOL

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I've met people named Kitty or Cat even Birdie but no one named Puppy (love after lockup don't count) or Dog (minus the bounty hunter, not his real name).
Why is that?

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@BarstoolBigCat something about Al Michaels saying "big gaping hole" is the most football thing ever.. nothing sexual about it

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Watching @GetUpESPN in the morning, they never cover a @Vikings' win 🤬 but they always cover the @packers' losses.... I'm good with that.
@NorseCodeDN

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@brianoverson have you had a bowl of Frosted Flakes lately?

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KD put the team on your back!

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At acme comdey club to watch Joe Mande. Minnsotas finest.

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@MNTimberwolves could you guys open up a translated @@rickyrubio9 twitter? It's killin me sometimes

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I'm actually enjoying Wild playoff hockey right now.

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RT @astuhr Can't believe the snow is comin down this hard.. in May.. I gotta get out of MN #Metoo

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Hate the mall but love it at the same time.

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Falling skies thank you for returning

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@becauseimnoah chex-mix should just be pretzels and poop chips.

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@gregjennings were you just at burger Jones in Burnsville, mn?

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@S_lyden your doppleganger was some guy at my liquor, he was even wearing same glasses and a red fleece. It was unbelievable

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@S_lyden I just met your doppleganger and I hate that guy.