Cory San

The Ayatollah of Rock N’ Rolla

[Cory San @CorySanMMA]

A nerd tries to teach BJJ to his step moms

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Anytime I see “translated from Portuguese” I know I’ll be the first in my bloodline to read that sentence

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

it’s easy to romanticise the past when you only show the rich parts

[🪐 @moonlitira]

>sees a beautiful girl
>Immediately start thinking about black guys

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

“The free lunch program is over, fellas. God bless”~ The Bucks to the brothers

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i know the citizens of Los Santos relieved this they last year getting terrorized

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

10/10, no notes

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

THE BIG 3

[kov @kovsinprime]

you really can't do anything in japan because their culture is working 20 hours a day and killing themselves later

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

This is the best one of these I've ever seen

[Spicy Dumpling 🇮🇩🛖⚡🛸🧬🧪⚗️🎨🎭 @SpicyDumpling02]

the japanese mind cannot comprehend the idea of free time

[Iowa Hoxha @IowaHoxha_]

“Stalin,Mao,Pol Pot, and now the Pope.”

[chrispy @ThatChristian12]

People tried to make me feel guilty for not being sad over his assassination when this is the shit he says

[Having fun... and Playing too! @makingtronics]

Messi stopped at 82 out of respect for Bam

[DemiGodDorito @DemiGodDorito]

I DONT WANT THAT WHITE WOMAN
GET HER OUTTA HERE

[Popozuda Papa @ImbackAgain81]

It eats him alive that Mamdani is more loved than he is and he can’t figure out why lmfao

[w. @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The average Christian conservative