Cory Simonson

Father. QA engineer. Daywalker. Dunno how anyone anyone is going to be into my TL with the mix of stuff I’m into 🙃

[Cory Simonson @CorySimonson1]

@slipknot No

[Cory Simonson @CorySimonson1]

I miss the days when doxbin and lulzsec ran freely on this site

[matt @spookyboogyda]

Kanye West stating as clearly as possible that he's a Nazi

[Cory Simonson @CorySimonson1]

As someone who’s always thought Kanye West was garbage, it’s so much fun to see him convince the rest of the world to feel the same way 🤣

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Alex Jones desperately tries to get Kanye West to clarify that he doesn't actually love Hitler ... but nope.

Ye: "There's a lot of things that I love about Hitler. A lot of things."

[Cory Simonson @CorySimonson1]

@MinnesotaDFL You’re very welcome! Now legalize marijuana!!

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

@benshapiro I have always wanted to ratio Ben Shapiro for being a complete dweeb

[Lark, Unbroken and Unbowed @larkdeta]

Apparently, searches for "pegging" are up 400% on Google. #PrinceOfPegging

[PeanutGallery @PeanutGalleryO1]

Imagine being the person who has to explain "Pegging" to the Queen.
#PrinceOfPegging

[Is Young Thug Free Today? @IsYoungThugFree]

YOUNG THUG IS NOT FREE YET

FREE SEX

[Minnesota DFL @MinnesotaDFL]

Didn't you use $65,000 of campaign funds to buy copies of your own book?

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Disgraceful decision by Priti Patel to approve the extradition of Julian Assange to the USA.

There he faces the rest of his life in prison for his journalistic work exposing war crimes in US-led wars on Afghanistan and Iraq.

This decision strikes a blow to press freedom.

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

BREAKING: UK Home Secretary approves extradition of WikiLeaks publisher Julian Assange to the US where he would face a 175 year sentence - A dark day for Press freedom and for British democracy
The decision will be appealed
https://t.co/m1bX8STSr8

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

#DontExtraditeAssange

[Sir Ski Mask @THESLUMPGOD]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@alifarhat79 Ah yes, Maxwell photobombing me at a @VanityFair Oscars party – you should them why they invited her.

The same people who push this photo say nothing about prominent people who actually went to his island a dozen times. Also very strange …

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only thing more remarkable than DOJ not leaking the list is that no one in the media cares. Doesn’t that seem odd?

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The Uvalde PD and Uvalde Independent School District police force are no longer cooperating with the Texas Dept. of Public Safety's investigation into Robb Elementary School shooting, multiple law enforcement sources tell @ABC News. https://t.co/ORQTMhDstS

[Jessica McMaster @JessMcMasterKC]

It’s worth repeating. A mom drove there. Got handcuffed. Got out of handcuffs. Hopped a fence. Went inside the school and walked out with her two kids. All while 19 officers waited outside the classroom where the gunman was. #UvaldePolice #Uvalde

[Zach Despart @zachdespart]

Reviewed the two #Uvalde news conference transcripts:
DPS Wed: Shooter was confronted outside school by brave police officer
DPS Thu: Shooter confronted by no one before entering

[Zach Despart @zachdespart]

I'm not sure I've ever seen a news conference that raised more questions than it answered. Texas officials contradicted some of their own responses from yesterday.