Cory

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[Cory @CoryVexed]

Just FYI this is MY page, and if something I say offends you? Well you can cover me with kisses baby, cover me with love, roll me in designer sheets, I'll never get enough, emotions come, I don't know why, cover up love's alibi, call me (call me) on the line...

[Cory @CoryVexed]

Would you still be moots w/ me if I had a Picrew avatar?

[Cory @CoryVexed]

I like how this tweet implies that this is being questioned because he is straight. Like if he wasn't straight you'd just be like "Hell yeah man, AIDS 👍"

[mia @shirtlessangel]

why is hudson williams as a straight man having AIDS written on himself as a form of joke?

[Cory @CoryVexed]

What if when you pay for something, the middle of the star lights up and there is a hidden image of a girl in scary makeup cutting herself?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Jack Dorsey’s Block to launch a sparkly Cash App “wand” that lets customers tap to pay in stores.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

@roringthunder This reminds me of the thing where instead of cutting a cake, you just scoop chunks of it off with an upside down wine glass. I feel like no one genuinely does this stuff, it's just for millennial women on Tiktok.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

Imagine Ted Kaczynski solving a CAPTCHA and trying to figure out if the four pixels of tire in the lower left corner square counts as part of the motorcycle.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen.
This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️

[Cory @CoryVexed]

@Swordsbrah Also a valid point.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

Beneficial, no. It would just be funny. I think that far too often, we as a people focus way too much on change and pragmatism and too little on just doing silly stuff for fun.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Hasan Piker is not taking the news well: "Is it beneficial to you if I go to f*cking jail?!?"

[Cory @CoryVexed]

@nommo333 This relationship is only ok if I'm not the 38 year old and I get to go back to being 19 somehow.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

I'm bored. They should just make this into a cool ARG.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

Fake, psyop, gay, retarded, distraction.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Department of War releases first tranche of UFO files, as part of Trump's executive order on UFO disclosure at https://t.co/AxF1l6tPLj

[Cory @CoryVexed]

Waow it rly maek u tihnk 🤔

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The new Banksy sculpture in London is brilliant

[Cory @CoryVexed]

@HollowaySimmer @paperssil When straight men do... what exactly?

[Cory @CoryVexed]

This tweet (and the subsequent discourse) is literally the first entertaining thing that Mr. Beast has ever done. The only way that he can top it is to actually do the red button/blue button thing in real life. In fact, this is probably a sneak preview.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

@chlosiphus Flotilla is an INSANE pull. Like what do you even do if you're named Flotilla?

[Cory @CoryVexed]

@maenadea This made me think about how in a few more decades, people will be making this same post about girls with bad tans, visible hair extension tracks, concealer lips, leggings and Forever 21 flats.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

This is not actually a problem if you are an aging millennial but are still baby btw. You can just do that, no one can really stop you.

[Rhys @ringolos1111]

Market for 30 year old twinks has never been cheaper

[Cory @CoryVexed]

The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy.

You crave cock.

So they made cock-shaped sugar.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

@deepakThamizhK @AdinUpdate But they literally did.

[Cory @CoryVexed]

"mEn WiLL nEvEr UnDeRsTaNd tHe PaIn oF pErIoDs aNd cHiLdBiRtH"

Ok well women will never understand the pain of growing a mustache and evaluating every day whether it makes you look sexy or chopped.