corn dog man

I write stuff.

sometimes I tweet about Nuggets basketball, to the dismay of all my followers

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Oh my god

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@WorldWideWob If you're talking home vs road then the crowds do matter

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Watching Friends and no exaggeration 2 or 3 times an episode there's a plot line that How I Met Your Mother directly plagiarized lmfao

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@Very_Dad @aftersunfilm Truly a role that nobody else could've pulled off

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@Very_Dad @aftersunfilm Cable Guy is a crazy choice but now that i think about it you know what.....

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@Leareio @aftersunfilm

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@geekyguy420 @aftersunfilm Neither of those performances is particularly over the top lmfao

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@aftersunfilm For Eternal Sunshine or the Truman Show take your pick

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@NancyMace There are times when you should own it and then there are times when LMFAOOOOO NASTY

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@unmeltablecheez @cybelethebest Oh. No thank you

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@Bucketsince88 Braun for Flagg straight up who says no

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@realfakerbbb @SLNTPLNT Our heads. Collide. We brace together. In the impact we become antimatter

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@realfakerbbb @musicphanatic @SLNTPLNT Selling your own merch is owning the means of production btw

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@Srirachachau This and Hook would make such an interesting double feature

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@RealLuthen So you've described the movies perfectly, I think its fair to say its not for you and move on lol

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@weberju5 You dont have to view star wars as a hard sci fi, no one's making you

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@HankHeil @GuyGuy399129004 You always have your whole life ahead of you that's the nature of linear time baby

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@esjesjesj Me looking around for the one good movie

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@EdKrassen As someone who works in a bank, I know that these are taken out of circulation literally after 1 (one) transaction lmao

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Rooting for Wemby to dunk on Mitch Robinson and then stare down the president