Cory Mitchell

My tweets are like having bought a ticket to a 3 day festival but only 1 day is worth going to.

[Cory Mitchell @Cory_Mitchell46]

@TheGregHillShow @coxcourtney @jwiggs85 had to remind @Scheimtime that he was to only take a slice and not the whole pie

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@Keefe21 Is that the first ever flea flicker screen pass?

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Great fat guy weather we got today. Not cold but not too hot with a slight breeze. Gotta love it.

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@BurtskiHD The bat flip down by 3 😂.

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At this point we just go for 2 every time now right?

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This is fun but you know what’s more fun? The number 1 or 2 overall pick. Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves.

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@FleetwoodJMac Ya but he’s not Nkeal Harry fast @BurtskiHD

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@FitzyGFY Jakobi Meyers lateral was also really bad

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There’s absolutely nothing like your child pretending to give you medicine and looking you dead in the eyes about 3 inches from you and straight up coughing in your face.

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Patriots are giving me a solid reason to get rid cable 😂

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@RVonD

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It’s 9:55. My kid just woke up screaming and asking for bacon. I respect that she wants bacon but these are wishes I cannot fulfill tonight.

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@FleetwoodJMac Does this make it a Wonka-verse now?

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I shanked 2 balls back to back into the water this afternoon. Shot about 100. All I could think to myself was “yup. Golf is fun. I’m having fun.” Can’t wait to do it again next week.

[Cory Mitchell @Cory_Mitchell46]

I can put my kid to sleep during his naps and have people replace my AC unit right above him in the attic but god forbid I take 3 steps up the stairs without him hearing me at night.

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Dude next to me in the waiting room is listening to videos without headphones. His wife asked “do you want headphones?” and he said no. Take the hint bud. Nobody wants to listen to your YouTube shorts.

[Cory Mitchell @Cory_Mitchell46]

@Jared_Carrabis Chris Sale? More like Chris Frail…

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Brown for 3!

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@BurtskiHD Sox thought it was 2018 again

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. @DORKpodcast timeline reset? Back to Mortal Kombat?

[Ed Boon @noobde]

Does anyone know what time it is? #MortalKombat