Cory Bressler

I was THERE #jazzhands

[Cory Bressler @Coryb47]

You can thank the @astros for the @Dodgers going all in every year. You wanna blame someone, blame the cheaters @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @MLB @Jared_Carrabis #mlb #skubal @DodgersNation @JeffPassan #dodgers @MLBONFOX @DodgerInsider

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@JeffPassan Yawn

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@JeffPassan Yawn

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@BarstoolBigCat Yawn

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@BizNasty2point0 👀

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We were just 17 lucky bounces away from this being a sweep for LA 😒 @spittinchiclets #nhl #lakings #coloradoavalanche #nhlplayoffs @NHL_On_TNT @BizNasty2point0 @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @ryanwhitney6

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My #lakings #NHLTradeDeadline strategy. Trade EVERY asset for Matthews and B Tkachuk. Keep Clarke. Everyone else can go. Place cici & doughty on LTIR. Trade Kuemper. Greene on D. Bring back jazzhands. Forsberg for quick straight up. Fuck it. Win the cup. EZ @KingsMenPodcast

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Why haven’t the #LAKings fired anyone yet? What are they waiting for? #NHLTwitter #FIREHILLER

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@spittinchiclets Yawn. Maybe we’ll score 3 goals a game now.

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@RearAdBsBlog you’re posting AI videos while on your socials while supporting rapists, career criminals, child molesters and illegal immigrants who kill Americans lol. No wonder they kicked you from your own podcast. You’ve made @spittinchiclets a complete joke.

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@FoxNews @hen_ease

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@espn @MLB @Dodgers @DodgersNation @colincowherd @Jared_Carrabis

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For all you losers crying cause the Dodgers spend money that your teams owners refuse to…Texas A&M had the highest budget of all the playoff teams? But they didnt win? Almost like you still gotta play the games and pick the right players 😘 @PardonMyTake #mlb #dodgers #salarycap

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@BarstoolBigCat The most absurd call I’ve ever seen

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@MLBONFOX Sit him. Play Dean. It ain’t workin.

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@BlakeHHarris But I thought a meaningless solo shot woke this offense up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@DodgersNation I’ll get a Freddie Statue of Liberty tattoo on my ass if we win this world series

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@DodgersAndrew Exactly. Smoltz saying this was shocking was laughable. We were the worst team in baseball for a 2 month stretch. Bullpen and lack of hitting was always going to haunt us. Absolutely disgusting performance from this team.

[Cory Bressler @Coryb47]

No excuse for lack of hitting and bullpen. Fire anyone who has ever had a hand in any of it. Absolutely embarrassing. @DodgersNation @Dodgers

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@MLBONFOX @grok where can I watch the World Series now that Fox sports isn’t showing the game in extra innings

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@MLBONFOX REALLY WISH I COULD WATCH THE WORLD SERIES THAT I PAY TO WATCH INSTEAD OF SOME SITCOM YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME