Cory

My name is Cory Schneider, i thought i was a first round pick by the Canucks in 2004 until i realised I don't know how to skate, also i'm a die hard habs fan

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Done with idiotic Americans who are fine with betraying their neighbours who went to die for their stupid wars and shelter their citizens when terrorists attack them.

You can find me on the other blue app to talk Habs/hockey: corys94

Nazis won’t make ad money off me anymore 🫡

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

It’s been bothering me forever and it finally clicked: Alex Newhook is Newfie P.A. Parenteau

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Slaf willing to hold onto the puck in traffic lately and he needs to keep doing that

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Slaf should be the one time option from the right dot on PP2 so he can develop his shot more.

Also given next year Demidov quite obviously takes his spot on PP1 it seems to make sense to let him practice there now.

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

BRING HIM TO ME

[KHL @khl_eng]

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[Cory @Corynoscopy]

If the Avs think Kotkaniemi is going to solve their 2C issues…

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Canes have to go out and spend on a goalie now. You can’t go all in and roll the dice on Andersen’s health and/or him laying an egg in the playoffs again

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

What does New Jersey do now lmao

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Eastern Conference is going to be an arms race for the next month after that salvo

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

EXFUCKINGCUSE ME

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Come playoffs they can become a cover band called Hall & Chokes

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

We will see how this is all going to look soon...but the Hurricanes are trading for Taylor Hall

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Kidding I miss you

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Or as Corey Perry calls it: A fine dining experience

[Ethan Cadeaux @Ethan_Cadeaux]

Edmonton's Corey Perry just trimmed #AllCaps lead to 3-2 on a one-timer from the left circle, but he had a little help.

The help? A plate of nachos on the ice.

Yes, nachos.

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

For what it’s worth: after playing through (and excelling through) their absolutely brutal schedule the last 1.5 months, the Habs have the 5th easiest remaining schedule in the NHL as estimated via Tankathon

https://t.co/KLD8sRfu9d

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

FUUUUUUUCK YEAH BABY THIS TEAM IS LEGIT

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

That should be a powerplay for trochek smoking him into the bar after scoring by the way

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Alex Newhook is in danger of developing an acute case of Michael Grabneritis

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

The most Christian Dvorak goal in history

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Alex Newhook giving all sorts of shits lately is lovely to watch

[Cory @Corynoscopy]

Can Jonathan Quick just let up for once Jesus lord