Somewhere out there is a 100 year old woman named Greta telling people in her nursing home “Dick Van Dyke is dating a baby because he can’t handle women his own age”
The things you do on your Twitter account before you get a hang of it. You look back and start blaming yourself cos why are you insulting people that didn’t offend you.
This situation made me realize that my reality as a Nigerian is to always dodge consequences 😭 but the consequences are actually for a greater good.
Nigeria don spoil my life guyyyyy
Someone parked on disabled parking space without a disable barge. My boss called my attention to it while we were gisting and I said “I hope he doesn’t get a ticket” and she goes “No, I want him to get a ticket so next time he doesn’t forget to display his disable barge”
Someone parked on disabled parking space without a disable barge. My boss called my attention to it while we were gisting and I said “I hope he doesn’t get a ticket” and she goes “No, I want him to get a ticket so next time he doesn’t forget to display his disable barge”
They also did this during the punitive expedition. The British guns however didn't care.
They died like animals and all their precious stuff got carted away. Their juju hasn't brought any of the bronzes back till now.
Lol. This is the World Cup not a babysitting friendly match. Stay at alert at all times 😂. That being said, this is my own reason for hating Arsenal. Henry once tried to do this against United long ago. They didn’t score but I hated Arsenal ever since then 😂😂😂
The ref hadn't even blown the whistle, vozinha was still setting up the wall, and Messi tried to steal a cheap goal… him being a “good guy” is the biggest false image in football
August 2016, an Amebo dressed up, drove from his house to come and tell my parents —especially my mom—that I was philandering on Facebook with a naked picture 😂😂
This is the naked picture, by the way.
I remember my mom calling me to the parlor to scold me in front of the tatafo, accusing me of uploading a half-naked picture. I was in 300 level and the supposedly naked picture was a picture I took at the pool party my roommate and I organized.
My mom ordered me to pull it down. I bravely told her I wouldn’t because, first off, I wasn’t half-naked—unless the meaning has changed in the English dictionary.
Secondly, this hypocrite sitting beside you has a daughter that got pregnant out of wedlock 😂😂.
The room fell silent 😂😂.
Then I marched out.
And I didn’t pull it down from Facebook.
I pray I have a daughter as bold as I am.