I made a your mom joke to one of the system engineers at my work and he changed my desktop wallpaper to a picture of him and said “good luck changing it back loser.”
Me setting an alarm for work tomorrow:
“I cant believe im not 8 anymore playing my Gameboy SP.”
Im supposed to pretend like im fine knowing Pokemon Emerald came out 20 years ago.
Not even 30 years old yet and just filed my first noise complaint about my neighbors. It literally sounds like they are working out and dropping a 45lb barbel on the ground from 10pm - 2am. Going to start knocking on their door at 6:30 in the morning when I get ready for work.
Literally just did the old lady action of smacking my ceiling as hard as possible with a broom to get my upstairs neighbors to understand I dont like being jolted awake at 1:45AM by the sound loud bangs of whatever they are doing for the 3rd weekend in a row.