CosmicCharlie97

Poster child for the easily amused

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

Welcome To Graveyard Shift...

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@Nick_Offerman on how Gen Z is tackling tech addiction with an old-school antidote: hobbies

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

@built With google I already have a master's.

[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

Boy would I love to let you pissants have it. But I'm not getting pulled back in. So happy trails and enjoy the mute.

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

@built @whop :)

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@choptopmoseley @nytimes @TheAthletic "Slap just a little faster, please..."

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@AlYourPalster Rumors of tumors forthcoming.

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@horrormuseum It's how the 1970s actually were.

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

Another fire at the Herpes Complex? They just finally got the last fire repaired.

[Portland Fire & Rescue @PDXFire]

Engine 20 has arrived to an apartment at the 2800 block of SE Colt Drive. They found light smoke on the second floor of this apartment and are preparing to attack the fire.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Cock ale was a popular drink in the 17th and 18th centuries, combining the flavours of beer and chicken soup. The recipe called for ‘ten gallons of ale and a large cock, the older the better’.

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@built @trimet Baby don't play.

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@kevin_parks This old white guy applauds the cops of today. Under intense scrutiny and on film at all times, expected to be perfect in what is never a perfect situation, and be polite/PC/compassionate until they are forced to kick your ass because you refuse to stop acting like an idiot.

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

Well, that's just nuts.

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

MUST MARRY HER!

[#ToolPusciferAPC2026 @ToolPusciferAPC]

@Tool Danny Carey @rushtheband

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

El Paso Herald-Post, Texas, September 28, 1939

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@horrormuseum But do they do the Theme to Gilligan's Island to the tune of Stairway to Heaven? It's out there. https://t.co/DUKdmgQyma

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@AlYourPalster The elevator at my old girlfriend's apartment had an automated, sexy female voice. Every time we'd ride together and the elevator would say "Going down."

I'd give Babe a nudge, "How does she know?"

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

I saw something like this in Forest Grove once.

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

@horrormuseum Is this where the granny porn is? Irene Ryan specifically. Betty White if all else fails.

[CosmicCharlie97 @CosmicCharlie97]

@horrormuseum With this site, it's BYOB or MYOB.