Jaspizzle

huh

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

checkin out apartments with my brother and the guy thought i was his daughter what

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

billie eilish wouldnt be popular if her name was spelt billy

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

BASEDDD 🗣️🗣️

[vienna 🌸 there's kai day TWO??? @hushtheseus]

i don't like men so

[aimsey 🌼 @aimseytv]

jojo siwa saying “no one has made this dramatic of a change” is crazy when i literally went from wearing a red beanie to a black beanie…

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

@L0ST_ENVY the gay bus came to town

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

@L0ST_ENVY me and you fuckin eveyrone up frfr

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

honestly just shut up

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

is your memory getting worse, libra?

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

FUCK YOU

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

what happened to your morals, libra?

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

stop threatening me istg

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

libra, be careful.

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

guys how do biker gangs communicate with each other when theyre all riding around on their motorcycles?????

are they all on skype calls?

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

@L0ST_ENVY YEAH ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS IM AN INTERN AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

oh yeah this is the worst one by far

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

@L0ST_ENVY vehicular manslaughter

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

boutta steal the declaration of independence 🥶

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

oh no guys if you thought that last one was traumatic…

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

im so sorry alphie.

enjoy the nightmares everyone

[alphie ♟️ @aalphr0ditee]

@CosmicCowMilker may i suggest flick from bugs life?

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

@aalphr0ditee YES YOU FUCKING MAY

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

jaspy in the corner
what atrocities will they commit

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

@aalphr0ditee idk why but now i want to put my face on a bunch of movie characters LMAOO

[Jaspizzle @CosmicCowMilker]

@aalphr0ditee first day on the job :P