Cosmic Criminal

Call me Layne! Tabletop game nerd, aggressive doodler, biologist

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me as soon as that first day of crisp autumn air hits

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@asymmetricinfo I went to community college for 2 years and worked 3 jobs to get through school. I'm ecstatic about this forgiveness. Not all of us had Mommy and Daddy pay our way like you did, hon, stay in your own lane and don't speak for those of us who actually worked hard to get here

[david byron queen @byron_queen]

best review i’ve ever seen

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Okay, these are getting out of hand.

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

Little kids are creepy. My 5-year-old likes to draw faces on eggs before she cracks them. As she cracks them she likes to say "goodbye my babies." This person lives in my house.

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@CenterAmericans @DanRather Dear Christians,
Lmao y'all remember that time in the bible I gave a woman an abortion? “May the Lord cause....your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.” Numbers 5:21
-God

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@Bahollings @DanRather Dear Supreme Court,
Oh god, help, we're burning alive - all the penguins are dead, there's a hurricane every week, and parasites & diseases thrive in the new climate! Why did you make us just to suffer in a broken world?
Signed, the adults that grow up from them

[ass tonight, ass forever @ofmdquotes]

Love how Stede left his wife and took the anniversary gift she gave him AND the one he gave her

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@StephensSchmidt @InsiderNews Conservatives acting like this'll be a return to the values of the 1950's instead of most ppl just deciding heterosexual relationships aren't worth it. I've already seen bi women electing not to match w men anymore

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@StephensSchmidt @InsiderNews Or y'know...just don't have straight sex.

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@Packnowsball @JoeBiden We're about to see the number of young female suicides and child deaths/abuse/neglect rise sharply. In states where abortion is allowed in cases of r*pe, we're going to see more false accusations ruining the lives of young men. We'll see more deaths cause by at-home abortions

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@JoeBiden Cool! Great! What are you going to do about it? For the love of god democrats need to stop talking and take action! Its like I voted for a coardboard cutout

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@KamalaHarris As someone who has voted in every election, who has put aside my own moral convictions to vote for 'the most likely win' - stop with this BS of putting off all responsibility/action on voters and show us you represent something other than self interest

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@KamalaHarris And you guys wonder why voters don't come out for you? Its bc of this. Bc democrats will get elected and make sad tweets about our rights getting eroded while lounging around doing nothing productive. This is victim blaming, get off your asses and do something

[Lisa Heidhoff 🌻 @LHeidhoff]

‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’
‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’
‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’
There was no reply.

[Cosmic Criminal @CosmicCriminal]

@cspan Translation: We're going to strip you of your rights, your personhood, we're going to own your body and grow fat and rich off your suffering and you will be quiet. Honestly, fuck the republicans to hell and fuck every democrat who did nothing but talk