CosmicPoontang

life ain't shit but a phat vagina

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Across the Pooniverse

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extended-release succ 👌

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oh honey, never fall for a junkie

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turn your emotional wreck
into an emotional check

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going into a festival with a camelbak like

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@SwaveySteve dude i'm going

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flip a quarter, no wishing wells

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bowels on fleek 👌

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@kyliejennerbutt It DO now #DMs4BMs

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and so, dabs it is.

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May God Bless Your Hustle

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make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face

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"i dump MILLIONS of babies into you, and you bitch and moan about ONE that comes out every nine months or so"

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all the singularities 🎵
(all the singularities) 🎶
all the singularities 🎵
now put your hands up 🙌
oh uh ohhhh uh uh ohhh 💁🏽

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catholic chicks are just self-aware thots

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Z👀TED

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stuffed crust blunt

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handlebars, no bicycle

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i pass gas ONLY after puff puff

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the meek shall inherit the wifi