martian

space man from the RED planet.

[. @Boofin_Zoloft]

I don’t give a fuck bro nobody hardly even wants to live

[martian @CosmicSlope]

@Wendys @NoContextHumans your food is currently an affront to god and i hope the ghost of dave thomas haunts you for eternity

[martian @CosmicSlope]

@starwars really riveting stuff here

[martian @CosmicSlope]

@starwars lol star wars is so fucked

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

NASA unveils stunning new photos of Saturn

[martian @CosmicSlope]

@Just_Caffrey @kaiscomics @Dexerto tetris, one of the most recognizable games ever still with an active tournament scene all over the world, has been ported to more things than doom, and was developed by a dude living in the soviet union lol

[martian @CosmicSlope]

@reluctantmutant @MandelaFace we don't have any technology to mine asteroids. how the fuck do you plan on smelting metals in microgravity?

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Alright, you win. The ICC can arrest those guys too.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

I don’t know if you know this but there’s literally a floating planet of garbage orbiting in the middle of the Alpha Quadrant right now. I think it’s called Bajor.

[WJTV 12 News @WJTV]

Mississippi attorney accused of bringing contraband into correctional facility https://t.co/J7kiJiC0Si

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

me when the doctor asks where i’ve been shot

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

Happy pride month to all the hunky boys out there

[martian @CosmicSlope]

@thegameawards

[onion person @CantEverDie]

burger king employee after a child throws up on the floor: