Church of the Cosmic Turtle

Join me for my year-long pilgrimage to the Dark Tower, with weekly readings & sermons inspired by Stephen King's epic series...

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

The Unofficial (and Unfinished) Dark Tower Board Game 🌹🎲🚪

https://t.co/74oTKDjYEG

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And follow this link for tickets to the California screening: https://t.co/wkdQfUdiSm

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

I'm going to be screening my new short film at two different film festivals this weekend and I'll be attending both if you want to come see it and say hi!

Screenings are in Sleepy Hollow, NY on October 11th & El Cerrito, CA on October 13th.

⬇️Links for tickets & info below!!!⬇️

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

Don't know if any of you will even see this tweet, since I've let this account go as fallow as Tian Jaffords' field, but in case you're curious what I've been up to lately:

https://t.co/6FkGOELVRV

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Follow this link for tickets to the New York screening: https://t.co/zoqKEleLwE

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

Don't know if any of you will even see this tweet, since I've let this account go as fallow as Tian Jaffords' field, but in case you're curious what I've been up to lately:

https://t.co/6FkGOELVRV

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

Don't know if any of you will even see this tweet, since I've let this account go as fallow as Tian Jaffords' field, but in case you're curious what I've been up to lately:

https://t.co/6FkGOELVRV

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

Hey folks. Here’s one of the many projects that’s been keeping me too busy to do anything with this blog.

I’m definitely missing Mid-World and the Ka-Tet, but there are detours aplenty along the path of the beam so here we are… 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME: On May 1, I will select one random winner to receive an autographed Stephen King book (title yet to be decided). All you have to do is Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

I think he means check out*

Geez what a moron, amiright?

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

I know I haven’t really touched this account since finishing the blog. I haven’t been able to devote much time to Dark Tower stuff because I’ve been so focused on my own writing. Well, tomorrow, free on Tubi, you can watch one of the things that’s been keeping me so busy: UNBORN.

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

I wanted to get this tattoo last weekend when I finished the blog but I completely dropped the ball in terms of you know, actually doing anything to make it happen…

If you know a good tattoo artist in the northeast who’s a Dark Tower fan, please let me know.

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

I’ve decided to commemorate the completion of this reread (and the 50k+ words I’ll have written for this blog) by getting a Dark Tower tattoo.

I have an idea of what I want, but I want to source some inspiration and ideas from you guys. Any suggestions? Any favorite DT tat pics?

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

Celebrating by ordering a bunch of @ka_tetof19 shirts. As a treat.

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Last Dark Tower Post of the year everyone...

I wrote about the end of The Dark Tower and Susannah's final decision.

A sincere thank you to anyone who has been reading my posts. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. You guys are the best.

https://t.co/LBB1T4kZoT

[V-gétarienne @bizzaroren]

@CosmicTurtle19 Thank *you* for this year long chronicle, it has been an absolute delight and I'm looking forward to revisiting it!

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

@bizzaroren Thanks for the RT and thanks for reading. Really appreciate the kind words.

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

Last Dark Tower Post of the year everyone...

I wrote about the end of The Dark Tower and Susannah's final decision.

A sincere thank you to anyone who has been reading my posts. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. You guys are the best.

https://t.co/LBB1T4kZoT

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

@makayla71 Glad you found it at all! Thanks for the kind words :)

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

Last Dark Tower Post of the year everyone...

I wrote about the end of The Dark Tower and Susannah's final decision.

A sincere thank you to anyone who has been reading my posts. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. You guys are the best.

https://t.co/LBB1T4kZoT

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

@KingslingersPod Thanks so much guys! Can’t tell you how much I appreciate it.

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

@MightStephen Thanks so much, and for all the retweets over the last year. You’ve always been so supportive.

[Church of the Cosmic Turtle @CosmicTurtle19]

@justin_drabek @KingslingersPod @Chaddomatic I do appreciate you and anyone who was reading along. Y’all made it worth it.