king of turkeys

gang they/them, lordvadercraft denier, sakupen circles first victor.

[king of turkeys @Cosmicgmd]

Cognition 200% dedicated to @johnlikediamond

[zitchell @zitchell_]

How I would have voted in each presidential election since 1992:

1992: Not born yet
1996: Not born yet
2000: Al Gore
2004: Not born yet
2008: Not born yet
2012: Not eligible to vote
2016: Not eligible to vote
2020: Not eligible to vote
2024: Not eligible to vote

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

[Danno Cal @Danno_Cal]

this would literally retcon the first movie into being good

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

- Lil B

[Ryu 📕🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇨🇺🇻🇪 @ryudawolf]

"Reminder that if you support Palestine, you are siding with 2 billion Muslims and communists"

[overzealots | isaac @overzealots_]

They’re calling it the most israeli tweet of all time

[Tyler, the consumer @cooper39_2079]

“Video games teach you nothing”

Ddlc:
Foid is the devil

Hollow knight:
Shit game never played it

Balatro:
Porn

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

[LazzVEVO @LazzVEVO]

Zoink: destroys his keyboard over Helio
Taiago: still struggling with SDII
Netermind: still struggling with TSII
Doggie: ☠️
wPopoff subplot:

[Out Of Context Liberalism @OOCliberalism]

This is what conservatives genuinely believe

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

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#AlwaysKnicks

[f @femhinn]

i genuinely can’t breathe

[JD✝️✡️☪️🕉☸️ @Nasaaeaoa]

Straight white billionaire orders in fluent woke, shocks entire restaurant

[TotallyNotAlex @TotallyNoAlex]

me after choosing the lamelo ball neuralink

[COCHISE @cochise]

I MIGHT CRY RIGHT NOW . I THOUGHT I WAS NEVER GON SEE THE KNICKS IN THE FINALS. YALL WASNT THERE WHEN OUR STARTERS WERE LITERAL FINANCIAL ADVISORS

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE HEADED TO THE NBA FINALS!!!!!!!!!!

[Typical Gamer @TypicalGamer]

They tweeted this EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. for the past 3.5 years! I appreciate you so much, the dedication is unreal. Check your DM's, I got you with the whole bundle :)

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

IDC WHAT YOU SAY BIG CHUNGUS COULD EASILY CLAP THANOS