Jackie Jormp-Jomp

female supremacist

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CosmoPolitik]

If @HaagenDazs_US ever stops making white chocolate raspberry truffle I’ll kill myself. My blood will be on their hands

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CosmoPolitik]

Why have we allowed Zara to get away with their bullshit ass website for this long

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CosmoPolitik]

Literally can’t wait until that fat fuck in the White House is dead and I can dance on his grave

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

I am sorry for cyberbullying you Barry but I stand by what I said

[TK🍉| non hr commissions open @CrazySadAzn]

trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Wow. Not a single athlete willing to speak out against ICE abuses in their own country. I've been a loyal fan for most of my life but this is the last time I watch the Puppy Bowl.

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CosmoPolitik]

@UHC is committed to staying America’s most hated insurer. Fuck you all. Sincerely, an integris health patient. #freeluigi

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CosmoPolitik]

Hey, @UHC. Can you stop trying to ruin people’s lives for like 2 seconds and actually negotiate a contract with @integrishealth

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

that etsy witch:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CosmoPolitik]

I feel like I’ll be on the hunt for the perfect strapless bra until the day I die

[vivian @blewmarine]

we still don’t really have the technology for strapless bras

[eri✿*.ꕤ. @eternalcumslimz]

@PopBase America is about to see what a nasty gay break up looks like

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CosmoPolitik]

Trump is such a big fat fucking cunt. My fucking god. All of you fucking suck.

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

Sage wisdom from two experienced legal aid attorneys. In any interaction with police or law enforcement: “Shut the f*ck up.”

[Liam @mailiames]

>trump becomes president

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

>plane crashes

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Getting a job straight out of university