Captain Cosmo

Former vtuber, now just adrift. I might tweet sometimes.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

This is all the proof I needed that it was always me and no one else. I was the problem, she refused to just tell me when asked. I am not her problem anymore.
Two years otterly wasted.

I quit. I'm not writing a google doc.

The Dream is over, Scapers. Thanks for everything.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

I think... I don't want to be a vtuber anymore. Not after last night and this entire year really. My tweets fly under everyone's radar, my Twitch streams did too. I burned bright, I gave many hours in Chat, and many dollars. All one-way streets.
Now it's over.
Time to fade.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

Well... wasn't expecting to be made to feel worthless tonight. I really need to get an updated bingo card, this one is not predicting things accurately. Eh... whatever. Not like I'm anyone special anyway.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@kitsunemizuki @KitsuneroVT Yeah, Mizuki's right as usual. Don't worry about it, they can be as dumb as they want but it doesn't matter at the end of the day. We're still going to enjoy your content and those of us who can be there with you live are going to do so.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

Immediately upon talking to her in the lobby, the first thing she asks is if I know where a nice napping spot is because hers is taken by a cat. OMG RELATE SO HARD!!

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

I just scored the new honse. This is kind of a big deal, right? She's all sparkly and seems evil, but from her scouting quote she is super duper relatable for me. I am excited to see her story.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@Rev_says_desu It was in that moment the normies finally realized the UN is actually the bad guys and sought to abolish it.

...in a rational world, at least.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

Honse game is fun. I really just spent all night playing it. I don't have a problem, you have the problem!

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@minafrostVT Potato Man is best not having papers man.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

I don't understood the mentality of "I live to piss in other people's cheerios but it's always their fault when they get mad." It baffles me, but I'm self-aware enough to know that my "Build up everyone I meet and if they get mad it's my fault" mentality pisses people off too.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

She might not be very bright but my Vegeta honse is fast, powerful, and enduring. She truly is number one.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@kitsunemizuki The illusion of choice has become increasingly obvious in the last two decades. The veil is slipping and we are exposed to the fact more each day that we actually have no control over the policy as promised by the elders who gave us the Plan B should this ever happen.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@loxeigh Jim Acosta's latest atrocity.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

I'll do a lot of crazy stuff but one thing I will never do is slap a deceased kid's face over an AI program and pretend to have an interview with them. Digital necromancy is not my thing and I don't want to see that shit in my presence. Don't profane the dead, that's not cool.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@CCakeroll You are trying very hard to charm me with this. It is working.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@CarrotRipley I know your secret. You couldn't hide it forever.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

Playing the Honse Game and it hit me why anime girls get so much love. They embody feminine charm and beauty. In Western society it seems so many girls are constantly trying to out-guy the guys and now guys are trying to out-girl the girls to compensate for the imbalance.

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

At the same time that Twitch now has a hidden timer for Chat interactions so they can dismiss lurkers from the viewer count, YouTube has decided that they're also going to dismiss views if they didn't interact with the video.

This and censorship... do we even matter anymore?

[rat liker @rat_liker]

NO I DON'T WANT THE STUPID 30% OFF PREMIUM STOP ASKING

[Captain Cosmo @CosmoWyverius]

@minafrostVT Well, cared a little. You know, depending on personality.