Cosmos Grouch

The Reasonable One

[Good Seats Still Available @GoodSeatsStill]

With a star-studded lineup that boasted icons like Pele, Bogie, Chinaglia, Beckenbauer & Alberto, speedy winger/phenom Steve Hunt more than held his own on legendary @NYCosmos teams; find out how NOW wherever you pod, or: https://t.co/3VqrEo4Jqe #GoodSeats #ImWithTheCosmos ⚽🎟️🎙️

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#europeansuperleague

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@lindseyadler Now if this isn’t impeachable....

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@NYCosmos

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@phat7deuce

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@YankeesWFAN Wrong. With the jets season over, I care deeply about your Yankees related tweets.

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@BrendanKutyNJ What’s the injury report on that ball?

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@NY_KnicksPR

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@nyknicks I RENOUNCE YOU! #NBAisDeadtome

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Credit where credit is due. [Provided without Snark]

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A matchup you won't want to miss!

#NYCosmos to host German club @fcstpauli on May 23: https://t.co/Da2hcGstrP

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@Pele_Head @NYCosmos Just based of the entire history of Cosmos 2.0 In Li. Don’t figure a 4th division team playing at a field worse than Hofstra is going to really turn things around this time, especially charging $12 for a ticket.

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Over/Under total gate revenue for a @NYCosmos NPSL game at a Hempstead practice field being $12

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@Pele_Head @NYCosmos The people in the stands was the insult I was kinda going for ...

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@Pele_Head @NYCosmos Soooo wouldn’t that mean charging less than $12 a ticket?

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@LeoGlickman1 @Ale_Mussolini_ @realDonaldTrump @JimCarrey So this is 2019, A Mussolini is attack tweeting Jim Carrey for criticizing President Donald Trump. Maybe the Earth is destroying itself

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Et tu, Brute?

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Looking for an additional coach @NYCFC? 😂

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@bernhardtsoccer This shall not stand

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WHAT.THE.FUCK

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Spitballing here...

Grover: NYCFC
Elmo: RBNY
Big Bird: Crew
Grouch: Portland
Zoe: Houston
Grover: Dallas
Sam the Eagle: New England
Gonzo: Orlando

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Anyone else bombarded with unwanted @USLChampionship alerts on FotMob? Since I live in it, I rather not have to also stare at loads of garbage on my phone. #WhyDoTheyHave463MinorLeagueClubs

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@ErikStoverNYC @DeltaReaper Except for Cosmos stadium plans