The King of All Cosmos

2026 Cosmic Beauty Pageant Winner
Kewpie-Kewpie Dialer of 2005
Fan Damacy Wrangler of 2012

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[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

@mandikoot MANNERS.

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The stream shall begin momentarily.

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We brought potatoes. ❤️

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We could've sworn We had ¥800 somewhere in Our back pocket... We've been pickpocketed on Earth again, haven't We!?

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Marvelous! Made of marmalade with a side of... whatchamacallit. A stand-out amongst the rest of the herd, a true artisan's achievement! In other words... a nice decoration for the fridge. ❤️

[Prince of All Cosmos ! @ANATOLIK0]

Big bunny for papa (⁠*⁠´U⁠｀⁠*⁠)♡

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

@ANATOLIK0 This is your demander in chief speaking. ...a bunny. A little bunny. Mhm, that is all, that's Our request. Easy for you to draw, We assume. Or, in the common case, We hope.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

It's S-U-M-M-E-R!! Get your swimsuits on, take a nice break outside, and enjoy Mr. Sunshine's gaze! ...just don't gaze back at him. Not a very fun experience, no.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

That wasn't April Fools, by the way.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

@jkijqz So much for "this is a fake"... bezunbeight.

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@jkijqz

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We're pregnant.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

Apologies for the other post, We only had 3 hours of sleep.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

4 merch drops and 7 games ago... We broke the moon and all of the stars. Oh, how We miss those times dearly... But it isn't healthy to indulge in the past; you won't be able to appreciate the present.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

We'll give you what for, you tyke!!

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

After taking care of some important business Ourself, We're back on Our own one feet!

...ah, We should mention, We're balancing on a sideways Geta holding teapots and teacups.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

i should be a writer someday.

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theyre looking for me. i have to find a place to hide. that semi truck looks good...

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

peek a boo.

[The King of All Cosmos @CosmosRuler2004]

i dont think ill ever be able to recoup myself to live peacefully among the other cosmics. ive dug myself a hole just deeper than my height, and the sides of the hole crumple when i try to grab hold of them.