kayla coss

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

Scrolling through Venmo looking at all the couples that charge each other money

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

[billy @BHender_]

damn :( I’m actually so upset about the takeoff news… had to share this iconic vid of the group 💔

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

this 6am shit normal to me now i speak fluent bird

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

I gotta stop smoking 🤦🏾‍♂️ my high ass been looking for my sandwich for like 10 mins 😩😩🤣

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

um what the fuck, when the FBI raided trump’s estate they found an entire room dedicated to Randy Jackson?!? why is no one talking about this?!?!!???

[Carlos @Carlos___k]

Latinas be like

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[✞ Kas ✞ @KasieTrahan]

We need the old sun back this new one taking his job too serious

[billy @billyinohio]

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

[Deejay Combs @DeejayCombs]

How do y’all dispose y’all cooking grease?? I be putting mine in the neighbors bushes 😂

[nico @byeenicoo]

“you’ll miss high school when you’re an adult” no i actually dont at all

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

ima come clean I bought a pair of Yeezys off stock x and them shits be glowing in the dark I’m not sure if they supposed to do that I never seen nobody else’s do that but I been too embarrassed to ask any of my friends so I only wear them in the day time

[Slick @VicDamoneJr94]

So I was trying to clean and he kept getting in the way .

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when i check my bank account and realise it wasn’t fraud, it was all me