Some guy on tiktok called me toxic and immature for saying his ranking of @phoebe_bridgers albums was wrong. Is this what people mean when they say there’s something wrong with straight men who like phoebe?
I still suck at guitar, but I was bored so I wrote this song inspired by this old man who hangs out at my favorite coffee shop and holds every young woman who walks in hostage with stories about his life. Also it has the word Christmas in it so it’s a #christmassong