Paige Costakos

Paige Costakos

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

Oh my Apple Watch is buzzing at me to stand up. Better walk to the kitchen to get a snack I don’t need #healthylifestyle

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

@lcostakos No mis ✋

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

“Living in fear of the virus isn’t truly living” —> “I am afraid the government is using the COVID vaccine to microchip me to monitor my very important whereabouts”

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

Did anyone else have a day in elementary school dedicated to jump roping where kids jump roped literally ALL DAY LONG? How did we do that lol

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

I did not succeed

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

My New Year’s resolution is to have a Spotify end-of-year recap that I’m not embarrassed of

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

@Megsrebsmith It’s still better than the northeast though

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

Ah, back in the Midwest. Where the sky moves between gray and black for 7-8 months of the year and we all convince ourselves this was a “good place to grow up” and end up living here for generations ❤️

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

@charuminates Hahaha 😂

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

ding dong he’s almost gone 🎉

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

the Charmin bears make me so uncomfortable

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

Imagine being either 1) this out of touch with reality or 2) this awful of a person to tell people who have lost family members or who have little access to medical care/treatment that COVID is NBD. There’s no media spin on his own tweets. VOTE HIM OUT.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

We are officially in the fourth quarter of 2020. Man I hope we are playing the Falcons.

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

Me in NYC: I hate it here.
Me whenever I leave NYC: This tap water sucks. Omg, wtf, look at all the MAGA signs!! How is the Lyft 11 min away? Why are there no vegan restaurants open past 9pm?

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

Put on work clothes for the first time in six months today. I can’t believe I used to be this uncomfortable every day

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

Stand back and stand by??????????? No further questions your honor! #vote

[audrey ☽ @laylasmoon]

#Debatenight My guy did Trump just say insulin is cheaper than water??

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

“Vegetarianism / veganism is too restrictive and boring” - people that eat chicken breast and broccoli for dinner 5x a week

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

I hope number 1 is “snooze alarm” and numbers 2-6 are “snooze alarm again,” otherwise I don’t want this advice

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

My HS had assigned seating at lunch with ALL the grades mixed together. I remember one time I was a lil nervous cuz a hott older boi was at my table, and after eating my lunch I ate that gum they make for athletes that’s supposed to quench ur thirst and I couldn’t stop drooling

[Paige Costakos @CostakosP]

have u ever gotten extremely hyped when u heard someone wrote 51 essays or have u never seen #Hamilton