Costanza Brah

Pithy Quotemeister

Brainrot and Metal

Unfathomably Based

Not for General Consumption

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

Pinned thread of all my released tracks thus far:

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

Debuting the first single from my forthcoming album, the self-titled, Costanzabrah:

"Leather Exploder"

Lyrics:

Weighted burden
Leather crammed
Receipts
Cards
A wallet damned
Every pocket stuffed with lies
Colossal bulge
Dark demise

Splitting seams
Can't contain
Currency
Chaos
Endless pain
George's torment
Wallet curse
Life and leather
Jerry's Purse

(It's European!)

Wallet! Collapsing in fire
A burden's funeral pyre
Souls crushed by fattening greed
Exploding wallet
Final deed

Daily struggle
Hips confined
Screams of leather
Souls entwined
Wretched bulk
Tears and sighs
Bursting wallet
Swollen cries

Receipts as ancient as time
Plastic legends
Scoliosis spine
George on edge
Wallet’s prone to
Explode in flames
Power shown

Wallet! Collapsing in fire
A burden's funeral pyre
Souls crushed by fattening greed
Exploding wallet
Final deed

Bleating hide
The flesh of beasts
Much too frail
Weakness feasts
Thermal Paper
Ruptured girth
Business Card
Stillbirth!

Wallet! Collapsing in fire
A burden's funeral pyre
Souls crushed by fattening greed
Exploding wallet
Final deed

Breaking point
Leather tears
Scream for mercy
No one cares
Crushing weight
Truth revealed
Sepulchre of secrets
Unsealed!
Unsealed!

Sepulchre of secrets
Unsealed!

Woooooooo yeah!

#metal #metalhead #seinfeld #GeorgeCostanza

[JJ Alejandro @breakingyoun]

Absolutely insane they would use Technicolor for a screen test, that's MGM decadence lol

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

@NigBaby69 I need to obtain this power.

[Yinzer G @yinzer_g]

The 5 reasons soccer won't increase in popularity after the world cup is over.

1. The flopping. This goes against the soul of every American. We value grit, toughness and basically not being a pussy.
2. The clock. No one wants to get to the end of a game and have no clue when it's over. Just stop & start the clock when you need to, like sane people.
3. Offsides. Just put a line out there like everyone else. This floating line you have makes the game unwatchable. It's like a built in, anti-excitement glitch you manufactured for your game.
4. Red cards. What a stupid rule that you automatically get kicked out for the next game for getting one. I can understand suspending someone after a league review of something you did that was horrible. But to automatically get suspended because of what a ref saw at full speed is stupid.
5. Ties. In America we call it kissing your sister, cause that's the same feeling you get after a tie. Pure disgust. In soccer, it seems like the result you prefer most. Play til you have a winner.

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

Erling Haaland has no eyebrows.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In Russia, a plastic surgeon shared the results of an operation on his patient — the girl is happy, and the surgeon is satisfied too.

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

@RetroSpaceGame All hail the trapezoid!

[Wednesday Toad @Wednesday_Toad]

The best I can do is 19, good luck y'all
#ヤニねこ #yanineko

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

Taquiera physionomy.

[ивус @ogivus]

Опенинг «Табакошки» практически полностью состоит из отсылок на классическое и современное кино — собрал самые яркие и узнаваемые

А ещё в интро постоянно мелькают числа 3301 и 3401 — скорее всего, это отсылка на дешёвую сеть японо-итальянской кухни Saizeriya. Под этими номерами там подают пиво и вино

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

You may not want to admit it, but this is what a human dynamo looks like.

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

Can someone explain to me how it’s possible that 25 year olds from 20+ years ago looked like they were already middle aged?

I mean the guy who played George Costanza in Seinfeld was 29 years old.

You can’t find a 29 year old anywhere that looks like this now.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it

[Celtic Lass @TheCelticLass]

Just a reminder that White people are strong, athletic, and could rule the world again if we wish.
Having black and brown athletes is a jew psyop.

[Tomas Salvo @tomas_salvo22]

Since February, I've designed and built the world's fastest RC airplane in my college dorm, and that’s not clickbait. Reaper has a 5kg carbon-fiber frame, 250N turbojet, and flies at 500mph. New to X and will be going through the whole build here in the coming days.

#aerospace

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

WTF IS A KILOMETRE!!

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

The farmers are amazingly skilled! They gently collect them with gloves, leaving them nestled in the grass to preserve their natural scent 🥰

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

@NigBaby69

[Costanza Brah @CostanzaBrah]

The color grading on this, while I was scrolling past, made me think this was some Red Dead Redemption 2 St. Denis footage.

I had to scroll back up because I didn't recognize "that cutscene."

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This is real footage from 120 years ago.

None of the people in it knew that the city around them had four days left...

What you are watching is a cable car gliding down Market Street in San Francisco, filmed on the 14th of April, 1906.

The camera was mounted on the front of the car, so you see the city exactly as it was: the crowds, the horse-drawn carriages, the early automobiles weaving through traffic, the men in hats, the great buildings rising on either side. An ordinary spring afternoon in a thriving American city.

Four days later, on the morning of the 18th of April, a magnitude 7.9 earthquake struck. The shaking lasted under a minute, but it ignited fires that burned through the city for days...

By the time it was over, more than 3,000 people were dead and roughly 80 percent of San Francisco had been destroyed. Almost every building you see in this footage was gone.

And the film itself nearly went with it.

The negative was placed on a train bound for New York on the 17th of April, the day before the earthquake. Had it left a single day later, it would have burned in the fire along with the studio that made it.

This entire moving record of a lost city survives because of one day...

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

maybe more americans would be interested in football/soccer if refs let players like Haaland play the game instead of rewarding floppers

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

my fav part of viva la bam is when they would add subtitles to vito and it still made no sense