Pete Costello

Professional Boston Comedian.
I like swimming, tennis, and long romantic walks to the fridge.

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

You have a Garopplo in your shorts!!!!lol

[Tony Massarotti @TonyMassarotti]

In case you're wondering, Jimmy Garoppolo could be a free agent next spring. The Niners have to decide on an option bonus April 1. If Jimmy G has a bad year, could a reunion with the Pats be in the making?

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

Just hanging out with my ladies after the Shanty Rose in Plymouth show every Sunday at 7pm #i still got it lol!!!!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

Ok so summer is here and the shows have been going great!!! Some People do not like this sign??( one guy says its too blue? What do u have against blue?) Let get things straight show starts at 7 ish its every Sunday at Shanty Rose!!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

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[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

Ok so summer is here and the shows have been going great!!! Some People do not like this sign??( one guy says its too blue? What do u have against blue?) Let get things straight show starts at 7 ish its every Sunday at Shanty Rose!!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

South Shore People come on out and let ripe it up at Quans!!!!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

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[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

@cambridgegirl thanks for coming to my show.... so great to see you!!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

Stop what your doing and come see me at Nick comedy Stop in Boston tonight or tomorrow night show starts 8pm!!! # laughter

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

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[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

This is going to be fun!! https://t.co/0Tmnjx1LNR

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

Okay it's official Brendan smoke shops creepiest radio commercials ever! #smoke this

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

@thecomedyattic Hey People come on out and hang with me in the Attic!!!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

@thecomedyattic Weeee Worcester!!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

Hey people come on down and see me my stash, Willie and have some Tito's at CBS scene Saturday night 8 Sharp! #need to laugh!

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

@LPizzle This bitch is living in the past!!! Winning

[CPFProductions @CPF_Productions]

We are so happy to be helping this amazing fundraiser tonight for a great cause! @churleycomedy @CostelloComic

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

I think he should be on the playoff roster. For long relief and in case starting pitcher doesn't go more than three innings we can always come back!

[Lou Merloni @LouMerloni]

I was laughed at weeks ago when I said that Wright will have a huge roll in October. This is the EXACT scenario I was talking about. Come in the 5th or 6th and give you 2-3 innings

[Pete Costello @CostelloComic]

@CPF_Productions @ItsLennyClarke @BostonComedian @churleycomedy @jackwalshcomic @bobbycollins @cpzito Weeeeeee