Iain Cottingham

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I did maths from the age of 4 til the age of 16, and those 9 years were all I needed, thank you.

[Steve Masters @AnothervoiceWB]

A statement from @CarolyneCulver regarding the events of the last week.
I will issue a personal statement in due course. My focus continues to be standing up for those who cannot stand up for themselves & to hold those in power to account for their policies and actions.

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

@mrjamesob

[BerkshireCricketFDN 🏏 @BerksCricketFdn]

We have been working with West Berkshire Action for Refugees & @Thatcham_CC to run cricket sessions for refugees who are staying locally. Find out how 2 of them, Abdul & Popol, got on this weekend as they made their Hard Ball Cricket debuts!🏏🏏🏏🏏https://t.co/BENm1qzTQ3

[Iain Cottingham @Cottii23]

@maitlis Unfortunately you can’t trust the legitimacy of any incoming call CLI (call line identifier) as they can be spoofed see https://t.co/mJ5L0TFumz

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

It’s hard to know which videos we post will get widely shared. I posted this one this time yesterday, It’s been ‘most watched’ on @BBCNews for hours and has 2.2 million views here. Thanks if you shared or watched. Produced by Michael Cox.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

The Met say in relation to the Downing St Christmas party that they don’t investigate crimes retrospectively.
That is literally the only way you can investigate crimes.

[Iain Cottingham @Cottii23]

I normally find @MarrShow considered in its analysis. However using language such as jittery about the #Omicron c-19 variant is just whipping up unnecessary anxiety. The SA scientist was quite clear let’s wait the analysis will take 2 weeks before we know.

[Howard Park #FBPE #FBPA 3.5% #FBPR @parkcommunicate]

TGIF!
Wokingham Town Council, Westcott East

Lib Dem 479
Con 312
Labour 66

Lib Dem GAIN from Conservative to take control of the Council.

Excellent result in John Redwood’s back yard.

[Thatcham Cricket @Thatcham_CC]

Congratulations to this years Vaughany day winners!

Thanks to everyone who made it a great day, including all our volunteers who helped the day run smoothly as ever.

[Ross Colquhoun @rosscolquhoun]

🇪🇺 Brexit, a story in 3 parts.

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

I'm tired of whining from snowflake Brexiteers about how the EU rumpled their hair and then stole their lunch money. No more complaints - you won, now deliver, we want the sunlit uplands right now, please.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

The people of French Polynesia were terribly please to see President Macron yesterday.

[Josh Pieters @joshua_pieters]

Yesterday @archiemanners and I convinced anti-vaxxer Piers Corbyn to take £10,000 he thought came from AstraZeneca to stop criticising their vaccine. Except it was monopoly money and we recorded the whole thing. https://t.co/XfW1deStQk

[aspiratas @aspiratas]

Did I just tell the border control officer at Manchester Airport.

“I’M SORRY BUT WHAT A JOKE OF A COUNTRY YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?”

Yes, I just did.

Did I just risk being deported back to Spain?

Probably.

But again, WHAT A JOKE of a country you’ve become, UK.

[A***** @Ajuntament33]

#SimonCase this guy is an embarrassment, why bother turning up if you can't answer any ?s and forever pleading the 5th. We need DI Arnott and Hastings in Parliament asap.

[Brent Dearle @brentyboy55]

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee Donkey ,can you just answer a simple question. Mother of God. #simoncase

[Thatcham Cricket @Thatcham_CC]

Please help us fundraise new training equipment to support our relaunched girls setup as well as our colts and adult teams.
https://t.co/ni0wRFdD7T