Colton Hauer

CWU '20|CWU Wake Team🏄|Checkout my Youtube👇

[Bert @AJCruz125]

1 year ago, I cried like a little bitch at the movie theater

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

It might be more exciting when @VGKSPANISH yells "FLEURRRRRRY" than when he yells "GOOOOOOOL"

[rayyy lmao 🔜 San Japan @RayNarvaezJr]

*Sony Opens Up Crossplay*

Xbox & Playstation players in the same lobby:

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In case anyones wondering, im still on ios 10.3.3 because i dont have enough space to update... so lifes goin well id say

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HA, the most realistic thing to ever appear on Bach... yes im salty, what do you want from me?

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47 years ago to this day, the greatest song in the world came out... Brandy by Looking Glass... May 18, 1972

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@ryry148 im broken

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Asking for an uncultured friend

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@GoldenKnights my chest is about to explode

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How bout that ride in?

Reilly Smith is driving the newest VGK Lambo 😎

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Are fortune cookies even special anymore if you have 4 to-go boxes full? Askin for a friend

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

he's trickyyyyyyyy

he's
tricky
tricky
tricky
tricky

#VegasBorn

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Throw back

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Moving is fun with @MexyMatt_ 😂👌

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RIP to all the lost penpals

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*someone tellin a funny story. They only partly through, but you wanna hear all the funny parts again*

Dont say it
Dont say it

"Wait what"

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If ya know what Chel 19 is, you should hmu... but obviously only the real MVPs know

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

WE'RE

BACK

BABY!!!!!!!!!!

🤩

[Colton Hauer @CottonHauer]

Idk what you all got against Cardi B, she dope af