Cottrello

Can't stop Kong-posting

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

It’s like a Donkey Kong game where you don’t play as Donkey Kong

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Santa Monica Studio and Domino's are beefing after 'God of War: Laufey' was announced

"God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni"

"Ok thanks for the feedback, Domino's Pizza corporate account"

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@TrisStringer @PlayStation @Ubisoft Based on the leaks that told us about this game they’ve been prototyping Rayman 4

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

Is there a reason they shoot it like this? Seems unnecessary and expensive if he’s literally a cube lol

Maybe the cube turns into a person at some point in the game

[The Boys Out of Context Clips @TheBoysOOCC]

Behind the scenes of Jack Quaid as Frank the cube in the new 'GOD OF WAR LAUFEY'

Releasing 2027 on PS5 | #TheBoys #StateOfPlay

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@kijuler It is odd they didn’t rework this

It was a great asymmetrical multiplayer experience on the Wii U, kind of clunky on the rest of the systems

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@RaymanForSmash Looking forward to a pic of you riding on top of Rayman in Japan when he's confirmed for Smash

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@PaperKlay @AnderssonKev This looks so slick

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

That Rayman Legends project has the chance to do something nutty

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

Yacht Club is back- you love to see it

[Yacht Club Games @YachtClubGames]

🚨ICYMI 🚨
Mina the Hollower is available now on Steam, Nintendo Switch 1|2, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Humble Bundle, and GOG!

🥇Mina is currently the highest-rated game of the year, and reading everyone’s reactions has been surreal, emotional, and incredibly exciting!🐭🕯️

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@jonathan_w54573 This is my main critique of U. It was just the most wrong game for the time. It contributed to this Wii Deluxe image rather than a new HD console generation

I still bought the game at launch and enjoyed it

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@wilstuff24 @ChaiDeluxe It’s a good game, just kind of sauce less in the new ideas department

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

This was the Mario game the Wii U needed

[DiamondGamer606🎮 @ChrisHa24052572]

What’s your opinion bout this game?

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@GameDataLibrary Did we carry a 0 or did the DS one really take off like that- that's crazy lol.

That's what happens when you put Donkey Kong in your game I guess

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@glunkinator I'm so glad I had already spent a bunch of time on Xbox, Nintendo, Steam and PS before discovering online discourse. I will never understand the warfare in defense of corporate honor

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@jukins5 Their employee handbook leaked at some point, it was a statement from Valve themselves. Yahoo Finance did an article about it

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

Fun fact Valve makes more profit per employee than Google, Amazon or Microsoft

No game company is “pro consumer” or your friend. They all sell things to make maximum dollareedoos and you can choose to purchase or not

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Valve has raised Steam Deck prices in the US

• 1TB OLED $649 -> $949
• 512GB OLED $549 -> $789

still out of stock

https://t.co/k3U9h1geJ0

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

Hmm, I wonder if that’s a matter of taste. Mario has my least favorite movement out of the three. The wall running in Rayman is a lot of fun and the roll jump feels incredible in DKC

I was really sold on it doing time trial mode.

I never got annoyed with Rayman’s gimmick stages though I was fortunate enough to play the way it was designed, having a buddy use Murphy on the Gamepad. I can’t stand the water and auto scroll Mario levels lol

I honestly think the only big sin with Super U was being the lead game for the system. It felt like Super Wii in 1080p on the surface. DK and Rayman felt like bigger leaps forward from their Wii counterparts.

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@RoseMarieAnon @UltraDev4 Really? Why do you think so?

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@RoseAlpine_ The baby Yoshis were fun

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@fallinghurts1 @L1nko64 It’s a business metric Yahoo Finance did a piece on: https://t.co/k5z5HKE17z

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

@ForzaDeadpool44 Why do you feel that way? I know Steam games are cheap but valve doesn’t set those prices

They just add a 30% steam tax to them

I like Steam but I don’t see how they’re so much more “pro consumer” than the other guys

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

My main point was that playing this finger pointing game with which company is “greedy” is kind of pointless

They’re all trying to maximize profit and minimize cost. Valve is best positioned to take the hit on the deck but they’ve introduced the biggest price increase

That’s what they feel they have to do as a business, you can buy it or not