Couch Coach

Just a couch covering and analyzing UK, Xavier, UC, and whoever else I feel like. I’m always right. Kiss my ring.

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

Wake me up when it’s October

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@KySportsRadio @PeteNakos CBB agents whoring off their players to the highest bidder, this system is so broken

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

Took me a lot longer than I thought but couch coach took Xavier to the natty. Had a hard time recruiting early so I had some mid seasons

Also led my norse to a Natty within 15 years

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

#BBN is fully retarded, didn’t know an entire fanbase could act like braindead 14 year old girls

85% of this fanbase deserves absolutely no success whatsoever

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

Btw #BBN what you’re doing right now is why recruits don’t like our fanbase

Constant bitching and moaning when really you guys have no idea what’s happening

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

DAMN

Here we go

[Transfer Portal @TransferPortal]

BREAKING: LSU transfer PF Michael Nwoko has signed with Xavier, @PeteNakos reports⚔️

https://t.co/0re1g76cPu

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

It’s only fitting that the refs make an impact in the last and most important game of the year

Been a horrible season of officiating and it HAS to be addressed

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@KentuckyMBB UK managers ducked the smoke in 2023 and I personally won’t forget it

Rather vote than play smh

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

Quite frankly this is good, and there needs to be more turnover on assistants

I’d love to see some young hungry NBA staffers get a chance that have a connection to the program

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Sources: SMU's Andy Enfield will hire Kentucky's Jason Hart as Associate Head Coach.

Hart worked for Enfield at USC.

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@BigBlueBud It truly it rational vs irrational

and it really comes down to BBN vs KSR

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@keithtaylor21 I will help lead the revolution against KSR, we cannot let these people ruin the team we all love

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

Very good hire, couldn’t mess it up

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Cincinnati is set to hire Utah State head basketball coach Jerrod Calhoun as its next HC, @PeteNakos reports.

https://t.co/iLWY22DwkT

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@PunYangBatCoach That’s total program operating expenses not NIL

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

I’ll give $100 to anyone evidence can prove Kentuckys roster actually cost 22 mil for a fact

I don’t want articles, I want actual data

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

Big 10 devil magic in March is such a tired script

I’m so bored

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

Florida literally cannot get out of their own way right now

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@BarstoolReags Cal lost to Oakland with one of the best recruiting classes ever btw

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@Rock_Blobster @RealKYMuskie Yeah roster construction was a huge issue

[Couch Coach @CouchCoachNKY]

@CycloneMBB Thank you for showing BBN what we will get in a few years, TJ will be a great coach for the cats