CouchDad

Retired, Homeowner, JizzMonster

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@KarlTowns don’t buy this please

[Topps @Topps]

BREAKING: The Knicks starting lineup will sign a first-of-its-kind QUINTUPLE AUTOGRAPH card celebrating their first NBA Championship in 53 years 🤯🏆

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

If the NBA upgrades this to a Flagrant Foul and suspends Wemby for Game 6 (and there is a Game 6), I will buy 1 person who RTs this and follows me an NBA Jersey of their choice

I say this because I'm 1000% sure it will not happen

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@God_winsforever This guy came in my aunt.

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Thoughts are with those folks in the midst of a good porn when the 2:20 emergency alarm goes off.

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Need Demi Moore to weigh in on GI Jane’s 2 joke.

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I want to know Lena Dunham’s thoughts on the Chris Rock Will Smith situation.

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Are we in the metaverse?

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Any place on earth where poop is a cultural delicacy?

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@BigChip42069 Im@ happy she found what she was looking 4

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I am looking at a cadaver

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@low_dosage @RawhideKobe 10/10 set up

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Can wait to see BoneRWars 5 win at the Oscar’s

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What’s happenings? Everyone can reply

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@funtimewf It was me. Thank you!

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Staring in my neighbors windows waiting for the sex to begin

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When are you just going to come out say it. MERYL STREEP IS UGKY

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Eggs in my back pockets then I sit down

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@BigChip42069 PROVE IT!!!!!

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This pickle don’t tickle

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@ReallyLoudFart Mom and dad