Thinking about purchasing a new vehicle. So walk into a car dealership (already hated my decision there) just to look. JUST TO LOOOOOOOOOK.
All of a sudden, the vultures(car “professors”) hound me about what I want
Me: I wanna be left alone to just LOOK
INSTANT REGRET
Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
Mom: “are you coming home for Christmas this year?”
Me: “mom, it’s June…”
For the record, I haven’t been home the last 3 Christmas due to work and holiday travel is expensive
Trying to find a fuck to give about what celebrities attend a basketball game.
If you happen to find a fuck, please let me know, I’ve been trying to find one
Thank you
Stephen A. Smith calls out Donald Trump
"This president has no business showing up in New York City. I am dead serious. It is selfish. It is narcissistic. It is ridiculous that he is coming to this game."😳
(h/t @NBA__Courtside )