Nick

Suffering Cleveland sports fan

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Thinking about purchasing a new vehicle. So walk into a car dealership (already hated my decision there) just to look. JUST TO LOOOOOOOOOK.

All of a sudden, the vultures(car “professors”) hound me about what I want

Me: I wanna be left alone to just LOOK

INSTANT REGRET

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Haven’t had a cup of coffee yet today. What am I doing with my life? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Had rum and vodka with dinner. Safe to say it hits

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

In the mood for tacos or a burrito or both for dinner tonight. Maybe a margarita. Maybe all of it

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

One of my biggest flaws is that I care too quickly and too easily. Gotta stop doing that

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Love a sweaty workout

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

I miss living in Japan. I miss the sushi. I miss it all.

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

This is so fucked up

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

A full blown nose bleed while working out wasn’t on my bingo card today

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Mom: “are you coming home for Christmas this year?”

Me: “mom, it’s June…”

For the record, I haven’t been home the last 3 Christmas due to work and holiday travel is expensive

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

My Baker Mayfield Browns jersey would have meaning again so yes

[Cleveland Sports Talk @CLEsportsTalk]

If this was real would you be happy? #REPLY

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Hope everyone has a wonderful Tuesday

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

@FnkyCldMedina23

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Need motivation to get out of bed this morning

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Shawn Armstrong can get fucked. Piece of shit. Life of a Cleveland Guardians fan

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Trying to find a fuck to give about what celebrities attend a basketball game.

If you happen to find a fuck, please let me know, I’ve been trying to find one

Thank you

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

This isn’t a political tweet because I’m not here to talk politics. Just here to say Stephen a smith is a twatwaffle. That is all

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Stephen A. Smith calls out Donald Trump

"This president has no business showing up in New York City. I am dead serious. It is selfish. It is narcissistic. It is ridiculous that he is coming to this game."😳

(h/t @NBA__Courtside )

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Is it Friday yet?

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

Drinking out of the coffee pot kind of day

[Nick @CouchRotter11]

At the point in life where I don’t even know if I’m sleeping or awake half the time