Couchdad

weirdo

[EDK @EDKbtc_]

degenews #232 🗞️

₿itcoin - ◉rdinals - $DIESEL - $ORDI - $DOG

your degenews by your reporter favorite

let's dive in 👇

[pawellwitt @pawellwitt]

🟧 Bitcoin ➡️ Ordinals ➡️ Runes / BRC20 🔥
If you’ve been following Bitcoin eco, I’m sure you recognize the pattern of how liquidity flows👀

[Block9ine @block9ine]

If you

a) hold one of these ordinal OG assets and
b) have not been active lately

send me a DM, I want to bring you up to date 🟧

[pawellwitt @pawellwitt]

GM🟧🙀 Ordinals collectors selling their Cats at 95% loss is brutal!
Who remembers OP_CAT and more than 10 million dollars that Taproot Wizards team has raised to launch @QuantumCats ? 😹

😿 Looks like project has been abandoned and OP_CAT is ded
😼 Last post on X: October 10, 2025
😸 Discord invite link on their website: Invalid
😽 Mint price: 0.1 BTC
🙀 Collection floor: ~0.008 BTC
😸 The only new development was making Quantum Cats available to trade on new marketplace - Wizard Portal - where collectors can pay with other cryptocurrencies or Apple Pay

[Couchdad @CouchdadN]

@Toast42x @Pokemon Gm

[Couchdad @CouchdadN]

@Grraccie 🔥

[📦🧪 Ʀĺር𐌷ᗩՐԷ @richbi11]

Primal Club is alive with 480 unique primates, each bringing their own flavor of chaos to the blockchain! 🐒 Good vibes guaranteed. Remember, the more you mint, the better the deal — mint 5, get 1 free! Plus, earn +3 bonus spins! Join us: https://t.co/u6yNl0kLlT

[◉RD @ord_net]

GMB

Sick OMB ⚫️ collected on ◉RD ✏️🗒️

[Joe 🟠 @JoeOrdinals]

gmR from the Ordinals cabal 🏝️

[Captn’ Pffff @pffffffffle]

New Persona 👁️

Love when a bid hits..

[_Block @under_block_]

Bitcoin Weirdos are real

@ftw_collective

[Sanj 😶‍🌫️ @sanjfomojis]

Loyalty has gotten pretty rare in crypto

People move from one thing to the next faster than ever

For everyone that stayed loyal to ordinals I hope it pays off big time

There’s no group that deserves it more

[Bonna.btc🧪🧸 @BonnaBtc695]

Ordinals chart is looking so fine let’s send it more higher!!!

[Web3 Princess 👑 @BrianneFrey]

is $ETH washed or are we about to have the biggest Ethereum supercycle like Tom Lee predicts? 👀

the bears’ argument:

> TVL down 55% from ATH —> $258B to $116B (includes L2s)
> L2 TVL is bleeding out —> $ARB -63%, $ZK -64%, Linea -98%
> 11 consecutive days of ETF outflows
> analysts point out bear flag forming with $1.8K target
> David Hoffman, Bankless co-founder, sold off his entire stack saying ETH as money is already played out & the token doesn’t capture enough value
> 9 senior Ethereum Foundation departures (with 5 in May alone) in 2026 adding sentiment pressure

the bulls:

> BitMine bought 111,942 ETH last week as largest 2026 purchase, now holding ~5.4M tokens (4.47% of supply, closing in on 5% goal)
> Tom Lee is calling a supercycle driven by AI agents & tokenization
> Standard Chartered reaffirming $4K ETH by 2026 end, $40K by 2030 🤯
> onchain transactions hit ATH of 3.6M on 4/28
> still has ~61% of all RWA market share & 56% of defi TVL
> ~32% of supply staked

which side are you on: bullish or bearish? Lmk 👇

[Lil Sapos @lilSapos]

Trade Sapos on OrdNet

https://t.co/i4CY6VYDST

[genk 🧙🏻‍♂️ @_genk__]

u can say on behalf of the Monkes that this chart is wrong.

at least 9 NM were sold above 4.47 BTC.

[Roll1er @Roll1er]

The games ever changing. Are you fighting it or going with the CULTure?

Contest is still live. Follow the rules below and meme your favorite communities into oblivion😈

[Angeliki 🔺 @Angeliki_T1]

Tip 1 :Always be friends with successful baddies because baddies aren't insecure and will never bring you down.

[lifofifo ◉ @lifofifo]

Trading is now live on ◉RD

https://t.co/XakAzXBSUW

For now, we only have listing and buying. But this is just the beginning. There's more to come.

Stay tuned 🧙‍♂️

[SergeSats @SergeSats]

We brought Bitcoin Art to Dubai
We did it.
My beautiful cofounder smashed it

Thank you God for this monumental milestone