The Couch of Tears

Take a seat and have a good cry.

[The Couch of Tears @CouchofTears]

Bet Hoppe will be sitting on me Monday begging for his job.

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Merry Christmas. I can't wait till the 5th. I'm really quite bored here. I even miss Jeffrey and his intoxicating ass.

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Hope everybody is enjoying their Holiday. I'm just here in the studio listening to @pmjrmg scratch his nuts.

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@JadeMunkii @DoctorJayZRMG @RMGHOPPE Jeffery wouldn't be. Soooooo...good job man.

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I thought my silky white skin was going to get shat on...again. Good for you JLR.
#BITS

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Missing them twins.....

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Just finished Blood In The Studio. Bravo @RMGJLR Bravo.
@RoverRadio @RMGCharlie @RMGduji

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Then Larry went full pile driver pumping up and down. @RMGJLR
Great stuff.

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It came,it came.I'm like a kid at Christmas.Wait, it's been less than 5 yards away from me for 2weeks. #couchproblems

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@RobOnTheBONEr so sorry to hear about your loss. Yours or not, it doesn't matter, she was still Bens sister and a part of your life. CLY

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I'm still wet and sticky from @HoppeRadio893

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@RoverRadio @NYGovCuomo

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You need this @RMGCharlie
@RoverRadio

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@Andyman216 I think thats the same guy who used a bun bag, vegetable oil and a toilet paper roll to screw between my cushions when I was new

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@RobOnTheBONEr I remember when you gave blow jobs on me during after hours...the good ole days.

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Somebody just take me outside and set fire to my ass now. I think I'm running a fever.....

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Just sitting here looking at @Realpmj
Kinda miss JLR's smelly ass and Duji's bright personality, shining off her forehead.

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Now that Rob is gone, I may get a worthy ass to sit on me.

[anthony snitzer @papasnitz]

Happy birthday to my fave Beatle. #Lennon #iamthewalrus

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@jeffthemossman @tayraemade @Realpmj so mote it be.