General Cough™

'GENERAL KENOBI! You are a /bold/ one.'
| Hates Jedi | #SWRP | #StarWarsRP | No ships | 50% crack | Cast by #ExpectoPatronum

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

"GENERAL KENOBI!!! You are a /bold/ one..."

-General Grievous
-#StarWarsRP
-Episodes III to IX
-AU: He was never killed
-As lit and desc as you
-Sort of an RP veteran by now
-Expect plenty of hello there memes
-Same writer as @EmpiricalRuler
-Humorous
-#Nameless

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@ILoveGivingHugs *runs at him*

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

"I would like to fight some Jedi! Who will volunteer?"

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@ILoveGivingHugs "Haha! Not funny."

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@ILoveGivingHugs *deflects them*

This will be entertaining...

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more My eyes.

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more I can't.

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more About?

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more *gives him maul legs*

Let's go and cause trouble.

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more Let's fix you up.

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more I know! Hahahaha! You really are... /shorter/ than I expected!

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more *steals a goose island*

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more *cuts off his legs*

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

Headache?

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit @Jedi_no_more *runs in*

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@ILoveGivingHugs "Come back!!!"

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

"Boo!"

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@ILoveGivingHugs "Aha! You /fool/!!!"

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@ILoveGivingHugs "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

@DarthBullshit No.

[General Cough™ @CoughMaster]

"You are just like me now."

He laughed.

(@DarthBullshit)