Cough Whitlam, P.M

The 21st Prime Minister of Australia. An aesthete, a transformer, a visionary. Destroyed by Malcolm Fraser, but immortalised as Australia's best P.M. It's time!

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@ABSStats You are conflating Count Dracula with 'The Count' from Sesame Street. They are two different characters. Bram Stoker's Dracula did not enjoy 'counting' as a pasttime.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@why_is_it_so @DrVicFielding This is really really mental

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@SenatorThorpe You were awesome today.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@abcadelaide @MakeIt16Au Uh, no.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

This is exactly how I feel while watching this insufferably boring #Coronation

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88

[Derryn Hinch @HumanHeadline]

@_juliabradley @SkyNewsAust Maybe the 81 were for his victims.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@JoeHockey lol

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 Biggest COVID death spike in many months but yaaaay tennis lady is up the duff.

I fucking hate them all so much, and I hate their enablers in the media even more.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 Sure did!

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 The Age made me so depressed today. Mind numbing garbage.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 Oh, Palaszczuk will give you endless, utterly performative welcomes to country, but what she won't do is talk about cyclical poverty in indigenous communities, not when there's kids to be locking up.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 Not while they're babbling mindlessly about his Spotify playlists and other juvenalia intended to convince people that he's not another soulless corporate stooge politician.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 <Insert smug joke about Morrison in Hawaii here>

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@KateEmerson88 What we WON'T do, though, is put resources into unpacking the root causes of juvenile crime - cyclical poverty, domestic abuse, drug addiction, poor mental health and social services... no way, lock 'em up.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 The Guardian is a blog site masquerading as a publisher of journalism. It is a part of the media ecosystem that produces a business-as-usual political class, of which Dutton, Morrison, Plibersek, Wong and Albanese are benificiaries. They create psychodramas and theater, not news.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 Never forget: https://t.co/yDYm17eiKt

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 People have bought into this idea that we were delivered from the hands of Morrison and a compromised LNP by Saviour Albo and his Spotify playlists, and the hypocrisy just makes me sick to my fucking stomach. These. People. Aren't. Our. Friends.

[Cough Whitlam, P.M @CoughWhitlam]

@KateEmerson88 If it was still the Liberals mismanaging COVID, there would be blood in the streets right now.