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[joe @CouldBJoe]

Twitter's nice because you don't have to be hot or have nice tits to get likes, it actually takes character.

[joe @CouldBJoe]

It’s over for these churches now that my grandma realizes she can watch the service from her rocking chair with no dentures in and still feel as holy

[joe @CouldBJoe]

You sent your mcm an Epstein didn't kill himself meme and he replied "who? lol didn't make it that far in the new call of duty"

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Hey, wanna put our newest Country Liberty clothes on and get a local photographer to take our pic in a field? Be pretty cool

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Nobody:

Insta "fashion models": I don't even care that likes got taken away, I post for me~

Them on the inside:

[joe @CouldBJoe]

There are only two outcomes to 6ix9ine's life, either he's going to pawn those big ass necklaces in 5 years when he flops or his first grandchild to get a 69 tattoo will inherit them

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Lads from the Chi, what's the stir tonight? Rural New Brunswick slang only https://t.co/aNoRPgr7YG

[KB @kbnoswag]

Lads from the UK, what’s the move tonight? British slang only

[joe @CouldBJoe]

I'm gonna work hard now so my daughter doesn't have to push pyramid schemes to her Facebook friends

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Fellas, if you're going to date one of those instagram girls who post candid pics, just save yourself lots of time and effort and take a full on 2 year course in photography

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Johnny, 22, peaked when he was assistant captain of his high school hockey team, had his gongshow hat surgically implanted at 19, claims he's never gotten laid off of tinder because girls "just use it validate themselves"

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Should I go to the bar? Bank account: NO Joe NO *ends up at the bar* ohhh I thought you said GO Joe GOO

[joe @CouldBJoe]

@brookestewart9 I was hoping for a medal or certificate of some sort, must still be in the mail....@lydstewart2

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Girls, your bf isn't going to appreciate that sappy insta post for national boyfriend day as much as he would a nice steak and a back rub 🤷🏻‍♂️

[joe @CouldBJoe]

My barber just told me that vaping is like a fedora for the mouth 😂

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Dear grads, high school doesn't prepare you for post secondary and post secondary doesn't prepare you for the real world. Figure it out.

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Done my exams, now every bad decision I make can be justified by saying "ITS SUMMERR!"

[joe @CouldBJoe]

My gf drew another dudes dick today, and some of you guys get mad if your girl is just speaking to other guys smh

[joe @CouldBJoe]

It should be mandatory for people to leave their hometown for at least a year just so they can experience a world other than their own

[joe @CouldBJoe]

#BellLetsTalk because "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is just a phrase

[joe @CouldBJoe]

Me on my way to the 3rd turkey dinner of the day