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Or Long Island!

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Just got all ur texts, Verizons been a dick. No on all counts unfortunately

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A law passed saying they can't hand out free ciggies anymore among other things. I hope it doesn't go into effect until I'm dead

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I need motion detectors around me

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There's a Bud Light at NASA and it brings a tear to my eye

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I gave $10 at a coffee shop for coffee and left w/o my change, a week later when I went back, the girl returned it. That's just lovely.

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I think I have gangrene in my finger

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I just got attacked by a gecko and they are not as friendly as the commercials make them seem

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I've caused more destruction in one week then I have in my entire life. Please everyone forgive me

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Just wokr up suspended 20 feet in the air and didnt fall to my death...could u?

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So ive been in cali two days and been kicked put pf a store, a bar and quite possibly the state

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Im glad to be away from that state!

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Whats that mean?

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You too lover

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Just found a totem pole in mt pocket and took it.. Ready to blackout