Louise Coulthard

[TWFRS_LGBT+ @TWFRSLGBT]

Happy Transgender Awareness Week! We are tremendously proud to stand and support the trans community of Tyne and Wear🏳️‍⚧️

#TRANSAWARENESS #TRANSGENDERAWARENSS #TRANSGENDERAWARENESSWEEK #proud #TRANSCOMMUNITY

[Greatest Hits Radio Scotland News @GHRScotlandNews]

Here's the moment @martiofficial serenaded Pamela with her favourite song 😍

@EwenDCameron @MissCatHarvey #loveisallaround @reallorraine

[Lorraine @lorraine]

In a special collaboration to raise breast cancer awareness, Marti Pellow joins forces with our Change+Check Choir for a new version of Love Is All Around. Download the song now! ❤️👉 https://t.co/X5RlvvQPaC

#Lorraine #ChangeandCheck

[Gareth P Jones @jonesgarethp]

Even though I was born in the 1970s, today I ate a sandwich and then - less than 30 minutes later - went for a swim.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

The sound of music

[Moz Perkins⚓️🇨🇶🇬🇧 Author 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @MozPerkins]

“Things I have learned from the movies"

Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today:

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps

[Power of Positivity @LIVEpositivity]

Spend time with people who are good for your mental health.

[Power of Positivity @LIVEpositivity]

What's for you will always bring out the best in you, not the worst. That's how you'll know.

[Liverpool Vista @LiverpoolVista]

RT and follow (if you haven't already) to win this 12 x 8 inch #Liverpool Waterfront Architecture print. The draw will be on Sunday, 24th March 2024👍

[Liverpool Vista @LiverpoolVista]

RT and follow (if you haven't already) to win this 12 x 8 inch Royal Liver Building, #Liverpool print. The draw will be on Sunday, 10th March 2024👍

[Liverpool Vista @LiverpoolVista]

RT and follow (if you haven't already) to win this 12 x 8 inch #Liverpool Waterfront at Dawn print. The draw will be on Sunday, 25th February 2024👍

[Danny Jones @itsDannyJones]

This is the moment Cooper found out i was piranha!🤘🏻🐠 #TheMaskedSinger #themaskedsingeruk #piranha

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A zoo in Texas has announced the rare emergency C-section birth of a premature western lowland gorilla

https://t.co/ANCdOCYjmy

[Newcastle City Council Housing Services @NCCHousing]

We’ll be outside the flats on Greenford Road in Walker tomorrow morning with @Tyne_Wear_FRS and @northumbriapol talking to residents about safety in their homes and the local area – come down and see us if you have any questions.

[Louise Coulthard @CoulthardLc]

@JaneyGodley

[Louise Coulthard @CoulthardLc]

@JaneyGodley Miss Prada 🥰

[Liverpool Echo @LivEchonews]

Liverpool's touching tribute to 'fearless' Brianna Ghey 🩷

The Liver Building is tonight lit up 'for Brianna' in a touching tribute to the murdered 16-year-old after her killers were today found guilty.

Read: https://t.co/kdf1hC0e7s

[Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue Service @Tyne_Wear_FRS]

Don't get caught out in the kitchen this Christmas!

Whether you are cracking out the new air fryer or the old school chip pan, make sure you are keeping a close eye 👀

We've have been called out to three chip pan fires in the space of a week!

Stay safe this Christmas 🧡🚒

[Anthony Birch / Liverpool Drone View @LiverpoolDroneV]

Would Really Appreciate As Many Retweets As Possible ❤️❤️

[Tommy Richardson QFSM @joolstom]

Every year on average there are 73 fatal alcohol and/or drug-related accidental drownings.
🎅Stay safe this Christmas.
🎄Plan a safe route home away from water.
❄️Look after one another.
Follow @RLSSUK’s #DontDrinkandDrown campaign #BeAMate