"Tung Tung Sahur! We're down by 5 points! We need you now more than ever!"
"๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ, you only need me when you're in hot waters.. Fine, just this once... I'll go all out..."
Burdened by truth, I retreated into a Mythical Cave to protect the world... But I have returned with a warning of the future; 300 Years from now a Meteor Will destroy the Earth... With enough Thoughts and Prayers sent out over many generations we can stop this from happening...
With my Twitter anniversary comes great joy and happiness for I know there will be many more years to come of enlightening the populace with wisdom and loveโฆ