Polonius

Ex Chief counsellor of the king
Dead Proud father of Laertes & Ophelia
Former Lord Chamberlian
I'm now Dead Dead

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Was it funny to put my body upside down in my grave
@princehamLIT_ ???? Do you think this is a joke??? Is this funny to you??? Ha Ha Ha
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Anyone else agree, that shit really hit the fan???
#crazyyyy
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

To think @Claudiu57062526 cares more about himself I JUST DIED!!!! what an ungrateful and ass of a king. Petitions to bring him down
@princehamLIT_ @HamletSr8
?????

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

@HamletSr8 Finally appreciated else where
#lajoie
#buddiesinhell

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Still gonna be in everyone's tea
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Does this mean I can still do spying from the dead???
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

O, I am slain @princehamLIT_
#lajoie2019
#imdeaddead

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

I got accidentally killed while spying... Any room in the dead committee @HamletSr5
#lajoie2019 #partyingwiththedead
#truepolonuisfashion

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Does anyone else think @princehamLIT_ has lost it?!?
#lajoie2019
#crazymuch

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Time to continuing hidding and listening
#lajoie2019
#polnoytime
#sneekingaroundsinceday1

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Time to break some relationship
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Honour is more important than anything, take notes kiddos @Laertes57649495 @Ophelia05066293
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Who would've thought @princehamLIT_ was such a drama queen "to be, or not to be" lol
#lajoie2019
#dramaqueen

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

No one:

Literally no one at all:

Not even the wind:

Hamlet: words, words, words

#lajoie2019
#whatiswrongwiththisguy
#gethimsomehelp

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

Anyone got any tips on getting rid of a crazy person in love with your daughter??? I'm taking all suggestions
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

In all my years of life I did not think I'd be called... A fishmonger... By a mad man @princehamLIT_
#lajoie2019

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

@Ophelia05066293 Alexa, play "Thank You Next" By Ariana Grande
#lajoie2019
#moveonalready

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

@Ophelia05066293 More like Uncle Dad

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

@Ophelia05066293 What your experiencing isn't love. It's hormones. Go drink and juice box or something

[Polonius @Counsellor_Po]

@Laertes57649495 @Ophelia05066293 Don't forget to give this old man a call, I am the one sending you there anyways #lajoie2019 #isthispainifeel