Counselor Blatt

Has someone entered your personal bubble without your verbal consent? Counselor Blatt is here to help!
Roleplay only. Cobra Kai. 21+ literate. #keepitclassy

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

Has someone entered your personal bubble without your verbal consent? Counselor Blatt is here to help!

Cobra Kai. 21+ and literate. No ships because why? (LOL) Account is all in fun. Bring me the funnies.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

I'm decent to all my students. I do hope you'll be graduating this year, Ms. Moon?

[☾Moon☽ (Parody: active again) @peacetrain_]

I really hope Counselor Blatt is decent to the new students entering West Valley High this year.

Warning to all freshman: Do not accidentally sell pot brownies at the school bake sale. She will not let it go.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

Hello students! Who is ready for the upcoming school year?

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

@SarcasmDefense_ That is so lovely, Demetri! Hugs, not hits.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

I apologize students, but you know that lovely celibacy camp I was always talking about? Well, I was there and I feel like a brand new person!

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

"I love them all, Eli. Do you have pets? I recommend them, they are wonderful companions!"

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There's a chance for you, Ms. Nichols, unlike that horrible girl, Moon. A librarian is a wonderful, modest job! Set your goals high like I did. I have cats!

[valeria ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ @cemeterybunnie]

I did not ever expect to hear something like this.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

"All of them? I have thirty!" She laughed, showing him a photo on her phone that she'd taken during the holidays. "Oh, I made Johnny Lawrence a quilt! Would you like one too?"

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

Keep this up, Ms. Nichols! I'd love to see you working in a library one day.

[valeria ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ @cemeterybunnie]

It’s true.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

"How kind of you to ask, Eli!" She smiled and then thought for a moment. Nothing really went on in her life. "Well, I have my knitting, PBS and my cats!"

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

"Well..." She bit her lip, not wanting to upset him. "Just keep your eyes open, okay? You're a smart, young man."

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"Oh, Eli..." Blatt shook her head. "Are you sure about Moon?"

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

Remember students, Abstinence brings joy and not diapers.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

"Of course he was upset! What they did was horrible. Surround yourself with positive people, Eli."

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

"Yes, I hope it is. I'm so sorry about them, Eli. Bitter girls, they are. But how are you doing? How is Demetri?" She doesn't ask about Moon, deliberately ignoring her name.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

Who attacked you? I'm always here to help, Eli, you can count on Blatt.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

@elimoskowitzs Hello, Eli! I'm hoping the bullying situation has improved.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

Hello, West Valley High students! Does anyone have any problems or concerns? I'm happy to address them because I care.

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

Some of you students are THIS close to expulsion.

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[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

// This is so wrong, yet here I am laughing that anyone would get paired with Blatt!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Counselor Blatt @CounselorBlatt]

It's Counselor Blatt to you!

You're nothing like your wonderful cousin.

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Yasmine ♥ @RedeemdGirlBoss]

Yeah, I don't know who half of those people are, but whatever lady. Kyler is a little forward but he's been very nice to me, and I met Robby at a 7-11.