Count Binface

Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Now Russell Brand's been convicted of rape, we need to talk about Sylvie Berki. Because she can't speak for herself.

In 2014, Ms Berki said she'd been assaulted by Russell Brand.

But if she talks about it, even now, she risks jail.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

@wallyscr Struth!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Happy Fifth of November!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

America’s gone bluer than Trump’s hand.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Dear Abdul El-Sayed, that’s not how you do a Sky News interview. This is.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

@Nigel_Farage But you miss things all the time.
Like me getting 26.9% at the Clacton by-election result. X

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Choose Halloween. Vote Binface!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Nigel Farage loses his seat! Plus the Binface guide to Halloween. Read all about it, at the newsletter that’s better than X, https://t.co/QCLQqE2Tbv!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Just to clarify, I have not been hacked and I have nothing to do with crypto controversies. That's the other guy. #Binance

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Nigel Farage loses his seat! Plus the Binface guide to Halloween. Read all about it, at the newsletter that’s better than X, https://t.co/QCLQqE2Tbv!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

@DaveStemps Yes timing is important in these matters.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

2 of Reform UK's 8 MPs were invited to ask questions at today's #PMQs. That's 25% of their parliamentary party. Has such a large proportion of a party with 8 or more members ever been given such a loud voice at a single #PMQs? Not very anti-establishment, is it?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Money can’t buy you love.

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@Nigel_Farage

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

First hand-dyers. Then speakerphones. AND auto-renew subscriptions. Will Adele be next? Read all about my most victorious week on Earth since Clacton! It's up now at https://t.co/QCLQqE2Tbv

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

First hand-dyers. Then speakerphones. AND auto-renew subscriptions. Will Adele be next? Read all about my most victorious week on Earth since Clacton! It's up now at https://t.co/QCLQqE2Tbv

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

@devin_scobie @balconyshirts?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

VICTORY!
(It’s the hand-dryer, not the urinal, but a win’s a win.)

[Metro @MetroUK]

Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’ https://t.co/eI8lfJGl2r

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I called it. The Katie Zacharia supernova has exploded. With energy and excitement. All over Donald Trump. Get the intergalactic take on an international katiestrophe that makes Liz Truss look like a stayer. Here at https://t.co/QCLQqE3r13